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[0rion]

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[Sarge]

There are no GTO's.
I curse your thread.
I spit on your thread and curse your thread.
I damn your thread, curse your thread and spit on your thread.

[Sarge]

I poop on your thread.

[Sarge]

I smear baby vomit on your thread.

[Sarge]

I take puss from a thousand herpes sores and throw them on your thread.

[Sarge]

I will form a company and all its employee's will curse you 8 hours a day and some working overtime to curse you Orion. They will punch the time clock and immediately start cursing you and this thread and not stop except for one 15 minute break in the morning....lunch...and another 15 minute break in the afternoon....other than that all employees will curse you for a living. With benefits of course.

[Sarge]

Mullet Head Thread

[Sarge]

I will sell Orion VooDoo dolls in the GTO section. Of course they will have a mullet...and a lil bitty weenie. For authenticity. I fart on your thread!

[Sarge]

I wipe boogers from the nose of Jesse Jackson and Al Sharpton on your thread.

[Sarge]

I put pictures of ThirdShiftStudios on your thread.

[Spaz]

Sarge!!! hahahaha!!!

[Sarge]

I take the underwear worn by Mama Cass as she lay choking to death on a ham sammich....and wipe Mama Cass shit stains on your thread. With butt hairs.

[third_shift|studios]

I put pictures of ThirdShiftStudios on your thread.

lmfao...

[third_shift|studios]

sarge, my name, next to your name, looks like christmas

[Spaz]

sarge, my name, next to your name, looks like christmas

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[0rion]

Perhaps if a few GTO owners would get off their lazy ass and submit some photos then there *might* be a GTO in that thread someday. I doubt it though, most are still stuck at a dealership trying to get their strut rub fixed.

ps
I just realized that you might not be Sarge but burns posting on his account. Hey burns, what's up?

[third_shift|studios]

yeah right, burns isnt' that creative in the literal sense.

[Spaz]

Perhaps if a few GTO owners would get off their lazy ass and submit some photos then there *might* be a GTO in that thread someday. I doubt it though, most are still stuck at a dealership trying to get their strut rub fixed.

ps
I just realized that you might not be Sarge but burns posting on his account. Hey burns, what's up?

[eddielb]

lmao @ sarge

[Sarge]

Perhaps if a few GTO owners would get off their lazy ass and submit some photos then there *might* be a GTO in that thread someday. I doubt it though, most are still stuck at a dealership trying to get their strut rub fixed.

ps
I just realized that you might not be Sarge but burns posting on his account. Hey burns, what's up?

OK....so what do I do with all these people and this building I bought? I got every drunk and drug addict in San Antonio ready to curse you and this thread. Damn! I'll tell em I want them to make calls for Hillary....that'll clear the room. I thought I had some well though out post myself. Oh well....