lol - Things only a true Mustang owner can understand:

[sirenformula350]

Gotta love #1..........

Things only a true Mustang owner can understand:

1) Your goal in modification is to beat a stock LS1 F-body.
2) Your first mod is Flowmaster mufflers.
3) You have mufflers and a K&N for a new mustang before you take delivery.
4) Your car has 10,000 miles and the dealership mechanics say the squeaks and rattles are "normal".
5) Your answer for those squeaks and rattles is a louder exhaust.
6) You spend the money you withdrew on gas instead of food like you planned.
7) You have the movie "Bullitt" on DVD, and you've seen the chase scene tons of times, but never the rest of the movie.
8) You notice every damn ricer on the road tries to race you.
9) You look in the rearview every time you notice Mustang headlights.
10) You recognize the year and trim of that Mustang by those headlights. (or tail lights in some cases)
11) You floor it under every bridge and overpass just to hear your car.
12) You can hear a Mustang from a mile away, and tell the difference between a 5.0 and a 4.6
13) Your windows squeak.
14) You turn your music down and roll down your window to hear another Mustang's exhaust.
15) In the short walk from your car into the convenience store, you turn
around at least twice to admire your car.
16) You have ever come to a complete stop if there is water on the road
17) You have a towel and some quick detailer in the trunk in case you
forget rule #16.
18) The first thing you do when you get in your car is turn off the T/A.
19) You know what T/A stands for.
20) You have "lost a race" because of your T/A.
21) When you have to respond, "what glove compartment"?
22) You know what PI stands for.
23) You use parts catalogs for reading material while on the "throne".
24) You laugh hysterically at Fobras and Faleens, and you can spot them from a mile away.
25) You spend hours looking at different brands of the same product.
26) You know that you' re one of the few cars on the road with true duals.
27) You get pissed that people want to ride in your car cause they add weight.
28) You put your Mercedes outside so your mustang can stay in the garage.
29) When the stoplight is considered practice for the dragstrip.
30) An "intake" to you is more than just the piping leading to your throttle body. (full manifold and up)
30) You wish they made INTAKES for your car that was under $1500.(4.6)
31) You have to put the beer cooler in the back seat because it will not fit in the trunk. (coupe/convertible).
32) You you already know you're calling in sick the weatherman says 3-6 inches of snow forecasted for the rush hour.
33) You've ever been pulled over by a cop just to see your car.
34) You have over ten parts catalogs under your bed. (best aftermarket)
35) You know where the real cup holder is. (5.0 guys)
35) For every suspension mod you've done 10 engine mods.
36) You change your exhau s t setup more often than u change your hairstyle.
37) You've made your ricer friends hypothetically crap their pants on their first ride along.
38) You can change your sparkplugs in 15 min... all 8 (5.0 guys)
39) Your car is looked down on by older people if it doesn’t have a 5.0
40) Your car leans to one side (5.0 guys)
41) You stare in astonishment if you see someone with a working ashtray door. (5.0 guys)
42) Your air silencer is home to some mouse in the corner of your garage.
43) Your car has 200,000+ miles and still spanks others. (5.0 guys)
44) You dread being at a stoplight next to a cop for fear of them hearing your car at anything above 2k rpm.
45) You set off alarms like no ones business.
46) You remember people by what they did to their car.
47) You've gotten used to the "drone".
48) You occasionally brag about how many stock things u still have on your car.
49) You know what the porno interior is (5.0 guys)
50) Y ou can tell when other drivers hide their jealousy with anger when you beat them, because they are used to beating Mustangs.
51) In the rain you still park your car a mile from the mall, because you don't want to car dinged.
52) Your car is always up on jack stands to make it faster, not because it broke. (cough DSM owners)
53) You spend two hours a night on stangnet.com
54) The first place you look on a random Mustang is the front for fog lights or the rear for dual exhaust.
55) You've ever been flagged down in a parking lot by a total stranger and the spent the next 30 minutes shooting the breeze about the merits of the Fox body vs. the SN95.
56) On long trips with your buddies, you still take two cars because no one will sit in the back seat.
57) You have the church van or school bus driving beside you telling you to punch it.
58) You have a 4 foot parts pile in your living room waiting for install.
59) When you come home late at night, you pu t it into neutral halfway.
60) You know what people are talking about when they say 4v.
61) You have to explain why modular cobras are called a Quad-cam.
62) You put your car in neutral to say "hello" to the f-body watching you drive by
63) You always do heel and toe downshifting.
64) You know ford transmissions are junk, But continue to modify anyways.
65) You know that 5th gear ( 5.0 guys ) cannot go past 145
66) You feel the body twist when launching hard. ( 5.0 )
67) You can always win a argument about best bang for the buck.

[basballny2]

some of these can apply to all cars but pretty good list

[Knighthawk LS1]

some of those may fit the F_Body, i'd sure as hell put a prochee outside and put my T/A in the garage

[basballny2]

i carry some quick detailer in the hatch incase of bird shit as well as other things

[sirenformula350]

lol yeah some do apply to all auto enthusiasts but I just loved the first one

[FSANE]

62) You put your car in neutral to say "hello" to the f-body watching you drive by


I don't get this one.

[bluefields88]

I REALLY don't get that last one.

but it's funny, because my friend with the GT Mustang does most of that crap. haha

[third_shift|studios]

this was poop.

[blue02Z]

this was poop.

[B34M3R]

62) You put your car in neutral to say "hello" to the f-body watching you drive by


I don't get this one.

Neutral + rev = Hello rival!

It doesn't work so well if you leave it in drive


Good list... the "You know you own a DSM if" list is SO much better though, that shit is hilarious... I'll have to post that up... you guys will get a laugh or 3.

[Rikki_SeVeN]

I'm sooo showing this to all my ford Buddies...

[ls1blackbeauty98]

62) You put your car in neutral to say "hello" to the f-body watching you drive by


I don't get this one.

mustangs can kiss my ass when they do that, its anoying. they rev at me all the time, especially the young ones in 5.0s.... there arent many mustangs i like and ps- i work for a ford dealership so its REALLY hard at work when the stock 96 cobra guy is talking ssoo much crap...

[crazy4jason28]

i love this. its so true.

[basballny2]

and ur sexi

[bandit95]

18? giggity giggity goo!

[basballny2]

hey man....17 up here in ny is good meat haha....i mean i live by the saying, "if theres grass on the feild play ball" haha

[Blitzed]

this was poop.

HE CALLED THE SHIT POOP!!!!!!!!

[FSANE]

weren't you banned?

[crazy4jason28]

weren't you banned?

nope

[Spaz]

nope