Lets hear your corny jokes!

[98MustGT]

A college girl visists the doctor with a rash on her chest in the shaped like the letter 'H'. She said she like to make love to her boyfriend while he wears his Harvard sweater. The doctor prescribes some ointment.

Another college girl visists the doctor with a rash on her chest in the shaped like the letter 'Y'. She said she like to make love to her boyfriend while he wears his Yale sweater. The doctor prescribes some ointment.

Another college girl visists the doctor with a rash on her chest in the shaped like the letter 'M'. The doctor says 'does your boyfriend go to MIT?'
The girls says 'No, but my girlfriend goes to Washington State'

[third_shift|studios]

corny jokes...only from a mustang driver

[smilin assassin]

Turkey wants Chile and Chile wants Turkey but Hungary wants both!

Sorry, I made it up in 3rd grade..

[98MustGT]

corny jokes...only from a mustang driver

Hey, I resemble that remark!

[KyleLs1]

a guy walking down the street sees a woman with perfect breasts. He
says to her, "Hey miss, would you let me bite your breasts for $100
dollars?

"Are you nuts? !!" she replies, and keeps walking away. He turns
around, runs around the block and gets to the corner before she does.

"Would you let me bite your breasts for $1,000 dollars?" he asks again.

"Listen you; I'm not that kind of woman! Got it?" So the guy runs
around the next block and faces her again. "Would you let me bite your
breasts just once for $10,000 dollars?"

She thinks about it for a while and says, "Hmmm, $10,000 dollars, eh?
Ok, just once, but not here. Let's go to that dark alley over there."

So they go into the alley, where she takes off her blouse to reveal the
most perfect breasts in the world. As soon as he sees them, he grabs
them and starts caressing them, fondling them slowly, kissing them,
licking them, burying his face in them, but not biting them.

The woman finally gets annoyed and asks, "Well? Are you gonna bite them

or not?"

"Nah", he replies. "Costs too much..."

[Bowtie Guy]

Two lawyers waiting for a traffic light spot a georgeous woman walking on the other side of the street.
Lawyer 1: Boy, I'd like to screw her!
Lawyer 2: Out of what?

[98MustGT]

Two lawyers waiting for a traffic light spot a georgeous woman walking on the other side of the street.
Lawyer 1: Boy, I'd like to screw her!
Lawyer 2: Out of what?

Bowtie Guy - What part of San Diego are you in?

[KyleLs1]

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket, where she
selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. can of coffee,
And a 1 lb. package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check
out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the
items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk
calmly stated, "You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she
was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was
indeed single.

She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing
particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the
drunk to her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you
know what, you're absolutely correct, but how on earth did
you know that?"

The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

[Blitzed]

A woman was shopping at her local supermarket, where she
selected:
A half-gallon of 2% milk,
A carton of eggs,
A quart of orange juice,
A head of romaine lettuce,
A 2 lb. can of coffee,
And a 1 lb. package of bacon.

As she was unloading her items on the conveyor belt to check
out, a drunk standing behind her watched as she placed the
items in front of the cashier.

While the cashier was ringing up her purchases, the drunk
calmly stated, "You must be single."

The woman was a bit startled by this proclamation, but she
was intrigued by the derelict's intuition, since she was
indeed single.

She looked at her six items on the belt and saw nothing
particularly unusual about her selections that could have tipped off the
drunk to her marital status.

Curiosity getting the better of her, she said "Well, you
know what, you're absolutely correct, but how on earth did
you know that?"

The drunk replied, "Cause you're ugly."

AAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!

[say'n somthin]

There were these 2 cannibals munchin away at this clown. The one cannibal looks up at the other cannibal and asks...."Does this taste funny to you?"

You asked for corny....................

[Nastyfoot]

A bulldog, a boxer, and the taco bell chihuahua are having beers at the bar when a beautiful collie walks in and says "Which ever one of you can say liver and cheese in the same sentence can take me for the night and do as you please"

The bulldog jumps up and say "I love liver and cheese!" "Nope", says the collie, "not enough thought into it".

The boxer says "I hate liver and cheese!". "Not very original" says the collie.

The Taco bell chihuahua stands up and says "Liver alone cheese mine!"

[Hurley711]

Jesus walks into a bar and hands the bartender 3 nails and says "Hey can you put me up for the night?"

[Nastyfoot]

There were these 2 cannibals munchin away at this clown. The one cannibal looks up at the other cannibal and asks...."Does this taste funny to you?"

You asked for corny....................

[Nastyfoot]

Jesus walks into a bar and hands the bartender 3 nails and says "Hey can you put me up for the night?"

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[Hurley711]

Mushroom walks into a bar and asks the bartender for a beer. The bartender says "We don't serve your kind here." Mushroom says "Why not? I'm a Fun-gi"

Oh this is terrible terrible thread

[wicked_95z]

Jesus walks into a bar and hands the bartender 3 nails and says "Hey can you put me up for the night?"

Damnit you beat me to it. Okay how about this one. This is the best corny joke on the planet......

Horse walks up to the bar and the bar tender says, " Hey, why the long face?"


or

A hamburger walks into the bar and the bar tender yells, " Hey we dont serve food in here!!"

[redline]

what do ya call a lesbien dinosour-(licalotapuss)
what do ya call a gay dinosour-(megasoreass)

[redline]

oh ya this really isnt a joke but i thought it was funny.
nitrous is like hookers ya really wana try it but your afraid of the consiquences!
P.S. 13 year old brother told me that

[ss~zoso~ss]

a blonde comes into a auto store, she exclaims that she needs a 710 cap, and after seaching through volumes of parts cataloges the clerk is stumped, another clerk comes over to help and flips the paper around she needed an OIL cap


idk?

[Bowtie Guy]

Bowtie Guy - What part of San Diego are you in?

Carlsbad.