Lesbonics

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Lesbonics

1. What do you call a cupboard full of lesbians?
....A licker cabinet

2. What do you call an Eskimo lesbian?
... A Klondyke

3. What do you call 100 lesbians with guns?
....Militia Etheridge.

4. Why can't lesbians diet and wear make-up at the same time?
....Because they can't eat Jenny Craig with Mary Kay on their face.

5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
....Fur Traders.

6. What is a lesbian dinosaur called?
....A Lickalotapuss.

7. What do you call a lesbian with long fingers?
....Well Hung.

8. What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails?
... Single!

9. What do you call a truck load of vibrators?
... Toys for twats.

10. What do you call lesbian twins?
.....Lick-a-likes.

11. What 's the definition of confusion?
..Twenty blind lesbians in a fish market.

12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
....One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker

13. Have you heard about the new lesbian style of running shoe: The
Dykee?
...it has an extra long tongue and only takes one finger to get it off

14. What do you call a lesbian with 10 girlfriends?
...A bush-hog!

15. What did Ellen DeGeneres say to Kathie Lee Gifford?
... May I be Frank with you tonight?

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5. What do you call two lesbians in a canoe?
....Fur Traders.

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12. What's the difference between a Ritz cracker and a lesbian?
....One's a snack cracker, the other's a crack snacker

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What do you call a lesbian necrophiliac?

cadaver muncher