Lemme tell you a lil bit bout my Honda

[86 IROC-Z]

Aw yeah
Gotta tell you a little bit bout my Honda
Its got like six, or seven hundred horsepower



Rollin down the strip just hollerin at some bitches
My Honda is bouncing, cut the springs three inches
My neon’s are flashing with the beat of my bass
Just another cloudy night, my civics’ ready to race
I got mad props from all the races that I’m winning
When I stop at red lights, my hubcaps keep spinning
My seat is laid back, my hat cocked to the side
My skin may be white, but I claim Asian pride
My front wheel drive is just burning up the streets
I got your head bobbin to this cold ass beat
Tearin down yo block with my crazy ass driving
Rippin through your town like hurricane Ivan
I got the music blaring from my audiovox speakers
People gather round just lookin kinda curious
They all wanna know if i'm from the fast and the furious
Got out my car, with my pants just saggin
Then I pop the hood, so I can start braggin
I got chrome exhaust tip with built in LED lights
Custom cold air intake made from PVC pipes


Just the subs in the back that are bangin hard
Grill from home depot made from gutter guard
Revvin my exhaust at everything I drive by
Saw a Camaro in the slow lane gave him a ricer fly-by
Got the rear vibratin from the bass of my subs
From my mom at Christmas I want some Giovanni dubs
Got Japanese symbols on the back of my car
If you could read Japanese, it would say Type-R
I gotta carbon fiber wing, it stands three feet high
If it was any bigger, I’d be flying up in the sky
Fools drivin those domestics, no, imports are superior
I got fifteen more horsepower, just by paintin my interior



I got more horsepower than the phone books got pages
My speedo reads 140 on my indiglo gauges
Got purple neons underneath that keep the ground lit
I got decals on the sides of all the sponsors I wanna get
And they'll all be comin soon cause this songs about to hit
Gotta get my civic ready for the road to NOPI
When the judges see my car I'll get the first place trophy
I'll smoke any car on Hot Import Nights
The only thing you'll see is my altezza tail lights
Cause everybody knows Hondas are the fastest cars yet
I'll eat a mustang for breakfast, and shit out a corvette



Thats right!
I got a 1.8-liter V-Tec
Thats V-E-E-T-E-K bitch!
My Honda has FIVE turbos
Count em
Come an see me on the street
You better back up
Cause you never know
You might get clipped
By a Honda



(This isn't mine, but I found it in a random notepad file on my computer, dated around 2006)

[Zapper2003]

Send that to the guys of Lonely Island. I can hear them singing it now.

[doberman 152]

[c5z28]

That was to well written

[pajeff02]

Is this your way of telling us you traded the turd for a clapped out Civic?

[Transamws6]

I laughed at the little story Iroc wrote.

But Man, those little civics/integras CAN be fast for cheap. I've been to the track way too many times and see those little loud ass egg-shaped hatchback civic's you see on the streets run 11's and below. Way too many stupid owners that have them though which is what gives them a horrible rep, at least that is how I see it.

[JwMonE99]

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ko3ojrte-I8&feature=related[/ame]

Here is the video to go with it.

[86 IROC-Z]

Here is the video to go with it.

Thanks! I was looking for it and couldn't find it

[wheeliE-maxx]

I laughed at the little story Iroc wrote.

But Man, those little civics/integras CAN be fast for cheap. I've been to the track way too many times and see those little loud ass egg-shaped hatchback civic's you see on the streets run 11's and below. Way too many stupid owners that have them though which is what gives them a horrible rep, at least that is how I see it.

4k civic + 4k in drivetrain and turbo (safe guess)= price of a damn good v8 car

[02transamce]

remix of "my hooptie" by sir mix a lot. great job iroc.

[Transamws6]

4k civic + 4k in drivetrain and turbo (safe guess)= price of a damn good v8 car

Yea, but you know, it's still pretty lame. It's a gay civic after all. Only cheap-o Vtec Honda/Acura I'd even consider rolling in is the RSX.

[wheeliE-maxx]

Yea, but you know, it's still pretty lame. It's a gay civic after all. Only cheap-o Vtec Honda/Acura I'd even consider rolling in is the RSX.

i was proving that it's a bad choice bra..

[blackSS01]

i was proving that it's a bad choice bra..

[KnightmareWS6]

Lol, wow. There are only two Honda's I would ever drive: the S2000 and the NSX. Ironically (not), they're the only two RWD Honda's.........