Is it just me or is the server running like shit?

**CaptainCaveMan** · 02-22-2006, 10:31 AM

Every other time i click on something i get the "cannot find server-The page cannot be displayed" crap.

**gettin sideways** · 02-22-2006, 10:36 AM

sonnyred · 02-22-2006, 10:40 AM

Just happened to me.

**Sarge** · 02-22-2006, 10:43 AM

This is major leauge fucked up. Unusable for sure.

***Ed Blown Vert*** · 02-22-2006, 10:45 AM

The ISP got hit with a worm.

**BIG D's SS** · 02-22-2006, 10:52 AM

Ed I'm sure that can get it fixed.

***Ed Blown Vert*** · 02-22-2006, 10:56 AM

I was told 3-4 days.

**CaptainCaveMan** · 02-22-2006, 11:01 AM

Originally Posted by Ed Blown Vert

I was told 3-4 days.

If it's not one thing it's the other with this site.

Oh well, hope they fix it soon.

**Sarge** · 02-22-2006, 11:04 AM

I'll help out instead of just bitching....I'll help draft a letter for ol Ed to the ISP....Ed of course can nip and tuck as he sees fit.....
Dearest Too fucking stupid to wipe your own ass,
I realize after you had developed the early warning collision system for the Exxon Valdez you decided to get into the Internet Service Provider business and we here at LS1.Com are just tickled shitless. I feel compelled to share a few of the basics with you.
1. If you insist on server sharing ( and that is fine) what parameters have you set up for LAN routing there on your wonderful POS backplane? Does the router you have in service match the one in the Cisco museum?
2. Ingress/Egress. That means in and out. What percentage of your bandwidth is set aside for each? Do you have a fucking clue?
3. Security. Ever heard of it? There are some wonderful services that absolutely lock your servers down and prevent preventable outages caused by worms/trojans and totally avoidable situations like that. These services can be had for less that $10 dollars a month and voila...your customers don't have to worry about silly outages caused by these things anymore. Fairly simple huh?
Other than that I will close with a simple FUCK YOU VERY MUCH.
Your Pal,
Ed
ls1.com

**Sarge** · 02-22-2006, 11:07 AM

Originally Posted by Ed Blown Vert

I was told 3-4 days.

Oh man...that is world class bullshit...no reputable ISP would ever respond with that...is this ISP in some guys fucking garage? Is the name of this ISP
Juan'sInternetService
Tijuana, Mexico
That is bullshit.....

***Ed Blown Vert*** · 02-22-2006, 11:12 AM

I even asked if we could be moved to a better server or even a dedicate one. They don't offer that.

**CaptainCaveMan** · 02-22-2006, 11:12 AM

Originally Posted by Sarge

Oh man...that is world class bullshit...no reputable ISP would ever respond with that...is this ISP in some guys fucking garage? Is the name of this ISP
Juan'sInternetService
Tijuana, Mexico
That is bullshit.....

It's probably called:

TheLastISPinTheWorldBradHasn'tPissedOff Inc

sonnyred · 02-22-2006, 11:15 AM

Oh my goodness gracious did i just read a swear word?
I I I I think i feel faint. oops here i go -CAPLUNK

**CaptainCaveMan** · 02-22-2006, 11:21 AM

Originally Posted by sonnyred

Oh my goodness gracious did i just read a swear word?
I I I I think i feel faint. oops here i go -CAPLUNK

What the fuck?

**Sarge** · 02-22-2006, 11:34 AM

Originally Posted by Ed Blown Vert

I even asked if we could be moved to a better server or even a dedicate one. They don't offer that.

Here Ed...pass this on to Brad...I bet you will find these folks have comparable pricing to what he is paying now....and these folks have their shit together in a big way.....

http://www.asmallorange.com/

Your welcome....