Just got wierdest text msg ever

**Smkn_TA** · 05-29-2009, 03:58 PM

My friend just texted me with a hypothetical question, no explanation or anything. Just shot it at me out of left field.

You're in the middle of a football field. A team of 6 year olds are attacking you in waves of 5 at a time, there is a 2 minute interval from when one wave goes till the next goes. How many could you knock out before succumbing to fatigue or being taken down yourself. Assume they are vicous five year olds subliminally programmed to attack you. No butterballs either.

I just texted back saying wtf, but after thinking about it. I'd say 450 or so. What do you think?

**Sarge** · 05-29-2009, 04:14 PM

I'd tell them I was Sponge Bobs Granddaddy and they would leave me alone. You couldn't survive long. Chinese Army tactics. Keep em coming.

**dpinson** · 05-29-2009, 04:21 PM

Originally Posted by Smkn_TA

My friend just texted me with a hypothetical question, no explanation or anything. Just shot it at me out of left field.

You're in the middle of a football field. A team of 6 year olds are attacking you in waves of 5 at a time, there is a 2 minute interval from when one wave goes till the next goes. How many could you knock out before succumbing to fatigue or being taken down yourself. Assume they are vicous five year olds subliminally programmed to attack you. No butterballs either.

I just texted back saying wtf, but after thinking about it. I'd say 450 or so. What do you think?

depends are these tough little shits or if i thump them hard are they going to cry

**CJREX** · 05-29-2009, 04:24 PM

HERE'S the actual quiz.

The total will vary depending on your morals, ie, are you willing to use one of the 5 year-olds as a weapon and sling him into the others like a hammer.

Your total won't be as high as you think.

**SeVeReDiStOrTiOn** · 05-29-2009, 04:26 PM

That 2 minute interval....is that a break inbetween waves or is it more like wave 1 goes--2 minutes later wave 2 goes--2 minutes later wave 3 goes? Can the waves stack on each other to where you'd be fighting 20 five year olds?

I'm in decent shape and there's no way I could do 450...that's like a 90 minute fight going by your 2 min intervals and that's not counting all the punches in the cawk you'll receive that'll sap your energy. I could probably do 240 which would take 45 minutes ish.

**dpinson** · 05-29-2009, 04:30 PM

thats bullshit i bet i can take more than 35,that damn quiz hasnt met my 4yr old son that will kick you in the nuts and in the chin at the same time if you arent careful

**SeVeReDiStOrTiOn** · 05-29-2009, 04:30 PM

Originally Posted by CJREX

HERE'S the actual quiz.

The total will vary depending on your morals, ie, are you willing to use one of the 5 year-olds as a weapon and sling him into the others like a hammer.

Your total won't be as high as you think.

Fuckin thing said I could only take 24...bullshit line'em right now god damnit

**dpinson** · 05-29-2009, 04:31 PM

well the quiz said i would only get 35 so i must be a pud

**dpinson** · 05-29-2009, 04:31 PM

Originally Posted by SeVeReDiStOrTiOn

Fuckin thing said I could only take 24...bullshit line'em right now god damnit

thats exactly what i said lol

**SeVeReDiStOrTiOn** · 05-29-2009, 04:37 PM

least I have a 62% chance of surviving an zombie apocalypse

**LS1Jason** · 05-29-2009, 04:42 PM

apparently i could take on 30. trying to figure out where the hell they are getting these kids from. all the 5 yr olds i know are lazy couch potato's.

**blackSS01** · 05-29-2009, 04:46 PM

I can only take on 28.....what a crock

**dpinson** · 05-29-2009, 04:47 PM

well it gave me the exact same number of 90 yr olds so i guess a 5yr old is about the same as fighting a 90 yr old just slower probly

**SeVeReDiStOrTiOn** · 05-29-2009, 04:51 PM

I'm sure one of my 90 year olds would be a former pro boxer or some shit...that's just my luck. I'll stick with the 5 year olds...least then i'll know they're not a secret badass.