Just got a funny myspace friend request

[CaptainCaveMan]

Some dork wanted me to add him for some reason.

Here is a pic from his new cd:




Here is the email he sent me:

Subject: Whats tha deal wit ya

Hey, just wanted you to stop by my page, got new tracks up, and I'm from Nashville! Not too far from you. Check me out. THANKS! P.S. Thats my NEW CD comming out in 2 weeks below.... Add me to your friends also, you never did the first time!

I replied:

Yo homes! Fo shizzle my wizzle.

1. You have never sent me an inviation before.
2. I think you might be a little to "hardcore" for my myspace page. I mean, when people see that 100% pure "gangsta" on my page they might get scared and run away. But more than likely they will just point and laugh and ask me "Who is that wigger on your page" and since i don't know you i won't have anything to tell them and it will get a little strange.

I'll just deny you and you can go back to "reppin da civic nation" and bustin' caps in ol' fools.

Later salty, don't let "the man" keep you down.

[JWBZ SVT]

I'm hurt that you rejected my friendship request.

He's probably just trying to "promote" his cd with a personal touch.

At least you didn't add him.

[x-40oz-x]

What a dumbass.
If he replies back make sure you post it on here.

[Element187]

I replied:Yo homes! Fo shizzle my wizzle.

1. You have never sent me an inviation before.
2. I think you might be a little to "hardcore" for my myspace page. I mean, when people see that 100% pure "gangsta" on my page they might get scared and run away. But more than likely they will just point and laugh and ask me "Who is that wigger on your page" and since i don't know you i won't have anything to tell them and it will get a little strange.

I'll just deny you and you can go back to "reppin da civic nation" and bustin' caps in ol' fools.

Later salty, don't let "the man" keep you down.

there is a billion eminem wanna be's on that site ..

i hate those stupid surveys ... sound like they are written by a 14 year old.

[TMF]

[CaptainCaveMan]

What a dumbass.
If he replies back make sure you post it on here.

It says he read my reply but he never sent anything back.

[Ice Spiral]

speaking of CDs, I picked up rage against the machine's self titled today.

know your enemy and killing in the name are great.

[Ice Spiral]

oh, and that kid looks like a fucking retard.

reminds me of Icy Hot Stuntaz.

[CaptainCaveMan]

speaking of CDs, I picked up rage against the machine's self titled today.

know your enemy and killing in the name are great.

"Killing in the Name" get's cranked way up in my car at least every couple days for the past like 6 or 8 years or however long that thing has been out.