Just got back from Dallas

**Sarge** · 10-12-2008, 05:03 PM

Texas whupped the tar out of OU and then we all went back to the hotel and I get shitfaced with two of the kids on the OU gymnastics team. Lil shits had arms the size of my legs. Good kids.....bet they sober up and try and figure out who the old guy was that drank $200 worth of beer and vodka and walked off

Then a hooker ( high quality whore) was hitting on me and wanting my diamond ring.....I told her she didnt have the only pussy in town and the old lady was upstairs and looked better than her.....she was pissed

So today I went to my Dad's Bday party....old fucker.....slept through the entire thing....But I got to see my Grandson and both my daughters...so that was good.....

Coming home in the Mercedes I was doing 85mph in a 70mph and the Whistler Radar detector went off....I had a guy in a Toyota 4runner on my ass for the past 50 miles or so....I slow down to 70 mph and he blows by me and sure as shit there is Texas Trooper with radar....fucking lit his ass up

So I see Texas is No.1

Where is Boomer Sooner? Did he kill himself?

What did you lil shits do in the last 48 hours?

**Mr. Luos** · 10-12-2008, 05:06 PM

So wait...
You claim to be fairly well off....and you dick over a couple college kids for the tab?

**third_shift|studios** · 10-12-2008, 05:07 PM

my. whole. weekend.

**Sarge** · 10-12-2008, 05:12 PM

Originally Posted by Mr. Luos

So wait...
You claim to be fairly well off....and you dick over a couple college kids for the tab?

Claim? LOL.....I have a job

Yup...them lil shits got all shitfaced and told the barkeep to put my drinks on their tab....3 hours later I left.....

**Sarge** · 10-12-2008, 05:13 PM

Originally Posted by third_shift|studios

my. whole. weekend.

So you been banging your old lady all weekend?

**Mr. Luos** · 10-12-2008, 05:13 PM

Originally Posted by Sarge

Claim? LOL.....I have a job

Good for you? So do I. Just not quite the same. Just as important.

I said claim...didn't want to come out and be a dick about it. My bad.

**jknelms** · 10-12-2008, 05:14 PM

Originally Posted by Sarge

Claim? LOL.....I have a job

Yup...them lil shits got all shitfaced and told the barkeep to put my drinks on their tab....3 hours later I left.....

i'm never hanging out with Sarge in a bar.... haha, i may say something stupid like that!

**Sarge** · 10-12-2008, 05:15 PM

They let their mouths overload their ass.....

**Nhra Firebird** · 10-12-2008, 05:17 PM

How old is your dad?

**jknelms** · 10-12-2008, 05:18 PM

Originally Posted by Nhra Firebird

How old is your dad?

NHRA Firebird....is officially back. haha.

**Sarge** · 10-12-2008, 05:23 PM

Originally Posted by Nhra Firebird

How old is your dad?

I think 78 or 79....he was like 15 or 16 when they had my good looking ass.... do they math

**FasstChevys** · 10-12-2008, 05:41 PM

Me and some friends shingled my house and garage - that's definitely a job for 20-somethings anymore. Damn, I'm feeling the pain!

**third_shift|studios** · 10-12-2008, 05:57 PM

Originally Posted by Mr. Luos

So wait...
You claim to be fairly well off....and you dick over a couple college kids for the tab?

Mr. Sarge, why don't you go on and have a seat right over here...

**Boomer Sooner** · 10-12-2008, 06:18 PM

Originally Posted by Sarge

Texas whupped the tar out of OU and then we all went back to the hotel and I get shitfaced with two of the kids on the OU gymnastics team. Lil shits had arms the size of my legs. Good kids.....bet they sober up and try and figure out who the old guy was that drank $200 worth of beer and vodka and walked off

Then a hooker ( high quality whore) was hitting on me and wanting my diamond ring.....I told her she didnt have the only pussy in town and the old lady was upstairs and looked better than her.....she was pissed

So today I went to my Dad's Bday party....old fucker.....slept through the entire thing....But I got to see my Grandson and both my daughters...so that was good.....

Coming home in the Mercedes I was doing 85mph in a 70mph and the Whistler Radar detector went off....I had a guy in a Toyota 4runner on my ass for the past 50 miles or so....I slow down to 70 mph and he blows by me and sure as shit there is Texas Trooper with radar....fucking lit his ass up

So I see Texas is No.1

Where is Boomer Sooner? Did he kill himself?

What did you lil shits do in the last 48 hours?

i wouldnt exactly say "whooped" the tar out of them, hell they trailed almost the whole game.

its okay, they(UT) wont stay #1 for long, specially after this weekend when Mizzou upsets them(me and my "predictions" agian

).

(glad to see you were thinking about me while you were gone)

i didnt

. i just took a few shots of whiskey to swallow my words.

**jknelms** · 10-12-2008, 06:20 PM

Originally Posted by Boomer Sooner

i wouldnt exactly say "whooped" the tar out of them, hell they trailed almost the whole game.

its okay, they(UT) wont stay #1 for long, specially after this weekend when Mizzou upsets them.

(glad to see you were thinking about me while you were gone)

i didnt

. i just took a few shots of whiskey to swallow my words.

It is hard to believe Texas jumped five spots. and if UT wins next week, then yes...i think they legitmally own a #1, #2 spot. but we'll just have to see. i really have no idea who will win this game.

**Boomer Sooner** · 10-12-2008, 06:23 PM

its alright, OU is still in the top 5.

**jknelms** · 10-12-2008, 06:26 PM

Originally Posted by Boomer Sooner

its alright, OU is still in the top 5.

haha, you guys do have easy games coming up. i see OU climbing back up. Ohio State is trying to inch back up the list. when was the last time there was an OSU in the top 10...and it wasn't Ohio State! haha.