joke that was sent to me... LOL

**Spaz** · 02-13-2008, 07:07 AM

New Weight Loss Plan

A guy calls a company and orders their 5-day, 10 lb. weight loss
program.The next day, there’s a knock on the door and there stands before him a voluptuous, athletic, 19 year old babe dressed in nothing but a pair of Nike running shoes and a sign around her neck. She introduces herself as a representative of the weight loss company.
The sign reads, ‘If you can catch me, you can have me’. Without a second thought, he takes off after her. A few miles later, huffing and puffing, he finally gives up. The same girl shows up for the next four days and the same thing happens. On the fifth day, he weighs himself and is delighted to find he has lost 10 lbs. as promised.

He calls the company and orders their 5-day/20 pound program. The next day there’s a knock at the door and there stands the most stunning, beautiful, sexy woman he has ever seen in his life. She is wearing nothing but Reebok running shoes and a sign around her neck that reads, ‘If you catch me you can have me.’ Well, he’s out the door after her
like a shot. This girl is in excellent shape and he does his best, but no such luck. So for the next four days, the same routine happens with him gradually getting in better and better shape.

Much to his delight on the fifth day when he weighs himself, he discovers that he has lost another 20 lbs. as promised. He decides to go for broke and calls the company to order the 7-day/50 pound program. ‘Are you sure?’, asks the representative on the phone. ‘This is our most rigorous program.’

‘Absolutely,’ he replies, ‘I haven’t felt this good in years. The next day there’s a knock at the door; and when he opens it he finds a huge muscular guy standing there wearing nothing but pink running shoes and a sign around his neck that reads, ‘If I catch you, your ass is mine.’

He lost 63 pounds that week

**86 IROC-Z** · 02-13-2008, 07:29 AM

**2MuchFun** · 02-13-2008, 07:32 AM

lol thats pretty good.

**jimmybling31** · 02-13-2008, 07:34 AM

that's awesome.

**third_shift|studios** · 02-13-2008, 07:36 AM

HAHAHAHAHAH;.....wasn't expecting that!

**FuhBreezeE** · 02-13-2008, 07:38 AM

**Toyota h8r** · 02-13-2008, 08:49 AM

**LS1Powerhouse** · 02-13-2008, 09:14 AM

lol funny... i would've shot her in the back of the leg (or alternatively tripped her) and then been like

**blackout5.3** · 02-13-2008, 09:17 AM

just hope they dont send you the last one by accident

**basballny2** · 02-13-2008, 09:38 AM

ahahahahahahahahha

**SexOnWheels** · 02-13-2008, 10:30 AM

^^good one!

**eddielb** · 02-13-2008, 01:11 PM

Lol

**OnEbAdReDSS** · 02-13-2008, 01:13 PM

Lol

**Tyler_LS1** · 02-13-2008, 01:14 PM

haha thats great!

**OnEbAdReDSS** · 02-13-2008, 01:26 PM

hmmm wonder how much money that company makes

**OnEbAdReDSS** · 02-13-2008, 01:31 PM

Spaz I just got this...

Valentines Day....

Roses = $30
Chocolates = $10
Dinner = $80
Hotel = $120

Look on his face when you tell him your on your PERIOD... PRICELESS...

That would SUCK!

**bandit95** · 02-13-2008, 04:25 PM

Originally Posted by 2000SuperSportMaro

Spaz I just got this...

Valentines Day....

Roses = $30
Chocolates = $10
Dinner = $80
Hotel = $120

Look on his face when you tell him your on your PERIOD... PRICELESS...

That would SUCK!

fuck it! i'd hit it anyways!

**KyleLs1** · 02-13-2008, 04:37 PM

Originally Posted by bandit95

fuck it! i'd hit it anyways!

If the River runs Red... Take the Dirt Road

**blackout5.3** · 02-13-2008, 04:56 PM

Originally Posted by KyleLs1

If the River runs Red... Take the Dirt Road

**Spaz** · 02-13-2008, 05:28 PM

Originally Posted by 2000SuperSportMaro

Spaz I just got this...

Valentines Day....

Roses = $30
Chocolates = $10
Dinner = $80
Hotel = $120

Look on his face when you tell him your on your PERIOD... PRICELESS...

That would SUCK!

playground is floodeD?!?!?!!?

crime scene sex FTW!!!