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10-15-2006, 09:47 PM #1
Joke of the day...(NWS)
Beer vs vagina
1. Beer is always wet. Vagina needs a little work.
One point to BEER
2. Warm beer tastes awful.
One point to VAGINA
3. A really cold beer is satisfying.
One point to BEER
4. If after taking a swig of your favorite beer you find a hair
between your teeth, you may vomit.
One point to VAGINA
5. If you get home reeking of beer your wife may get mad, make a scene, kick you out, etc. If you get home reeking of vagina your wife may get mad, kick you out, even leave you. There's definitely a point to be had here, depending on your point of view and personal circumstances. I'll just call it a DRAW for the time being.
6. Ten beers in one night and you can't drive home. Ten vaginas in one night and you don't want to drive anywhere.
One point to VAGINA
7. If you have a lot of beer in a public place, your reputation may
suffer. If you eat any vagina in public, you become a legend.
One point to VAGINA
8. If a cop stops you and you smell of beer you may get arrested. If you smell of vagina he may buy you a beer.
One point to VAGINA
9. You normally don't find old beer.
One point to BEER
10. Too much beer and you'll think you see flying saucers. Too much
vagina and you'll think you've seen God.
One point to VAGINA
11. Ripping off a beer bottle label is boring. Ripping off panties is
fun. One point to VAGINA
12. In most countries there's a tax on beer.
One point to VAGINA
13. If you have another beer the first one never gets pissed off. One point to BEER
14. You can always be sure if you're the first one to open a bottle or a can. One point to BEER
15. If you shake beer it'll get all agitated but eventually it
settles down. One point to BEER
16. With beer you always have choice: clear, dark,
pilsner,ale,lager,etc One point to BEER
17. You always know how much beer is going to cost
One point to BEER
18. Beer doesn't have a mother
One point to BEER
19. Beer never expects to be hugged for half an hour after you
drink it One point to BEER
20. Tapping a Keg... easy. Tapping a Vagina... may take you weeks.
One Point to BEER
Final Score 11 BEER/ 8 VAGINA
That's it! The matter is settled, the clear winner is: BEER
PS: If you are a woman and at this point feel angry, degraded or
discriminated against, just remember that Beer would experience none of those feelings, let alone express them, an extra point for BEER
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10-15-2006, 10:08 PM #2
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Black- 2002 Formula Firehawk
ahahah
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10-15-2006, 10:16 PM #3
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classic, ive seen it 3 times now never gets old
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10-16-2006, 07:17 AM #4
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My life is a- Ben Stiller movie.
HHAHAHAHAHHA! love the bonus point!
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10-16-2006, 02:30 PM #5
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mystic- 95 LS, yes it says LS
The only thing you might get from a beer is a hang over. Thaqt should count for two points.
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10-16-2006, 02:59 PM #6
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All Black- 83, 87, 02 All WS6 T/As
HAHAHAHAHAH.. it always goes down easy.. and if poured right will always give good head..
Last edited by Silver Streak; 10-16-2006 at 03:09 PM.
-Geno
1983 Black WS6 "WindCharger"
1987 Black WS6 "WS87"
2002 Black WS6 "Silver Streak"
Sold the other four f-bodies
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10-16-2006, 04:46 PM #7
Great stuff! Time for my next beer
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10-16-2006, 04:52 PM #8
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My life is a- Ben Stiller movie.
she said it best whe she said "HACH HACH GULP!"
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10-16-2006, 06:23 PM #9
lol, thats good
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10-17-2006, 06:31 AM #10
haha! I love this!
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