Joke of the Day

[Benner]

So this guy decides he wants to become a wrestler. He hires a trainer and begins training pretty hard with him. The time comes for the guys first match up. So at the event the trainer is telling the guy, "the guy wrestler your fighting is Australian. His move is called the Kangaroo Hold, whatever you do don't get caught in it. No ONE has ever broken out of it."

So the match starts and sure enough about 20 seconds into it he gets caught in the Kangaroo hold, he's all twisted up and there seems to be no way out. Well the coach can't take it and he just puts his face in his hands to keep from having to see the destruction.

A few seconds go by and all the sudden he here's every one cheering and looks up to see his guy raising his hand in victory. Now the coach is thinking to himself, "damnit, I missed it. It's never been done before and I missed it."

Well the coach is just in aww so afterward he asks his guy, "how the hell did you get out of the Kangaroo hold, It's never been done." The man stands there for a second and says, "Well, he had me pretty good, I was laying there all twisted up in some serious pain when I looked up and saw this set of balls in front of my face, so I just grabbed hold of em and bit down."

The coach just flabbergasted can just manage to say "are you kidding me", to which the guy says, "You don't realize your own strength until you bite your own balls".

[chuckie669]

lol...

[9t8z28]

Ouch!

[Spaz]

CLASSIC!!!

[Benner]