Joke of the day....

**FORD RECOVERY EXPERT** · 03-03-2009, 11:48 AM

The Dot...

For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us
have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but
the Indian Embassy in Ottawa has recently revealed the true story. When a Hindu
woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding
night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a
convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop, a taxi cab or a motel in
Canada. If nothing is there, he must remain in India to answer telephones
and provide us with technical advice.

**kickflippin1** · 03-03-2009, 11:57 AM

Awesome.

**levityinc3** · 03-03-2009, 11:57 AM

Originally Posted by FORD RECOVERY EXPERT

The Dot...

For centuries, Hindu women have worn a dot on their foreheads. Most of us
have naively thought this was connected with tradition or religion, but
the Indian Embassy in Ottawa has recently revealed the true story. When a Hindu
woman gets married, she brings a dowry into the union. On her wedding
night, the husband scratches off the dot to see whether he has won a
convenience store, a gas station, a donut shop, a taxi cab or a motel in
Canada. If nothing is there, he must remain in India to answer telephones
and provide us with technical advice.

Hahaha. Ultra PC indeed.

Reminds me of something one would see on an episode of Wildboyz.

**67CamaroRSSS** · 03-03-2009, 12:18 PM

*said in Apu voice* Don't play with the dot.....

**levityinc3** · 03-03-2009, 12:20 PM

Speaking of Indians, did anything else happen with Mr. Savage Indian last night? Haha.

**FORD RECOVERY EXPERT** · 03-03-2009, 12:35 PM

Originally Posted by 67CamaroRSSS

*said in Apu voice* Do not be one for playing with the dot.....

Fixed....

**FORD RECOVERY EXPERT** · 03-03-2009, 12:39 PM

Originally Posted by levityinc3

Speaking of Indians, did anything else happen with Mr. Savage Indian last night? Haha.

You didn't see it yet???

Prepare for epic ownage...

**DrMilhouse** · 03-03-2009, 12:43 PM

Originally Posted by FORD RECOVERY EXPERT

You didn't see it yet???

Prepare for epic ownage...

**levityinc3** · 03-03-2009, 12:46 PM

Originally Posted by FORD RECOVERY EXPERT

You didn't see it yet???

Prepare for epic ownage...

You bastard!

**FORD RECOVERY EXPERT** · 03-03-2009, 12:47 PM

What?

**levityinc3** · 03-03-2009, 12:51 PM

Originally Posted by FORD RECOVERY EXPERT

What?

Haha. I'm never opening anothing link again.

**FORD RECOVERY EXPERT** · 03-03-2009, 12:53 PM

........................

**FORD RECOVERY EXPERT** · 03-03-2009, 12:53 PM

at least it wadn't ghey porn.

**SouthernBornThriller** · 03-03-2009, 12:55 PM

Originally Posted by levityinc3

Haha. I'm never opening anothing link again.

Not even if it said (and really was)

**FORD RECOVERY EXPERT** · 03-03-2009, 12:56 PM

^^

**levityinc3** · 03-03-2009, 12:58 PM

Originally Posted by SouthernBornThriller

Not even if it said (and really was)

You may have gotten me if you said red-head.

**FORD RECOVERY EXPERT** · 03-17-2009, 12:33 AM

Three sisters, ages 92, 94, and 96, live together. One night the 96-year-0ld draws a bath. She puts one foot in and pauses. "Was I getting in the tub or out?" she yells.
The 94-year-old hollers back, "I don't know, I'll come up to see." She starts up the stairs and stops. She shouts, "Was I going up or going down?"
The 92-year-old is sitting at the kitchen table having tea, listening to her sisters. She shakes her head and says, "I sure hope I never get that forgetful", and knocks on wood for good measure. Then she yells, "I'll come up and help both of you as soon as I see who's at the door."

**FORD RECOVERY EXPERT** · 03-17-2009, 12:35 AM

Derek, was standing on the corner with a stack of papers, yelling, "Read all about it; Fifty people swindled!” Fifty people swindled! Curios, a man walked over, bought a paper, and said, "Hey Man, this is an old paper, where’s the story about the big swindle?” Derek ignored him and went on calling out, "read all about it; Fifty-one people swindled!”