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    A State Trooper pulled a car over on the interstate. When the Trooper
    asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered that he was a
    magician and a juggler and he was on his way to do a show that night at
    the Shrine Circus and didn't want to be late.

    The Trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the
    driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a
    ticket. The driver told the Trooper that he had sent all of his
    equipment on ahead and didn't have anything to juggle.

    The Trooper told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his patrol
    car and asked if he could juggle them.

    The juggler stated that he could, so the Trooper got three flares, lit
    them and handed them to the juggler.

    While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the
    patrol car. A drunk, good old boy got out and watched the performance
    briefly. He then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and
    got in.

    The Trooper observed him doing this and went over to the patrol car,
    opened the door and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing.

    The drunk replied, 'You might as well take my sad ass to jail, there's
    no way in hell I can pass THAT test.'
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    Quote Originally Posted by 01T-TopToy View Post
    A State Trooper pulled a car over on the interstate. When the Trooper
    asked the driver why he was speeding, the driver answered that he was a
    magician and a juggler and he was on his way to do a show that night at
    the Shrine Circus and didn't want to be late.

    The Trooper told the driver he was fascinated by juggling, and if the
    driver would do a little juggling for him then he wouldn't give him a
    ticket. The driver told the Trooper that he had sent all of his
    equipment on ahead and didn't have anything to juggle.

    The Trooper told him that he had some flares in the trunk of his patrol
    car and asked if he could juggle them.

    The juggler stated that he could, so the Trooper got three flares, lit
    them and handed them to the juggler.

    While the man was doing his juggling act, a car pulled in behind the
    patrol car. A drunk, good old boy got out and watched the performance
    briefly. He then went over to the patrol car, opened the rear door and
    got in.

    The Trooper observed him doing this and went over to the patrol car,
    opened the door and asked the drunk what he thought he was doing.

    The drunk replied, 'You might as well take my sad ass to jail, there's
    no way in hell I can pass THAT test.'

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    That's a good one!

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