Joke!!!!!

[Blitzed]

Not to be confused with Spaz's "joke of the day" posts.... here we go


Ladies talking in Heaven...........

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.

2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman: I Froze to Death.

2nd woman: How Horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere
that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere,and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.

[Hi-Po]

haha.... pretty good.

[310stanger]

Not to be confused with Spaz's "joke of the day" posts.... here we go


Ladies talking in Heaven...........

1st woman: Hi! My name is Wanda.

2nd woman: Hi! I'm Sylvia. How'd you die?

1st woman: I Froze to Death.

2nd woman: How Horrible!

1st woman: It wasn't so bad. After I quit shaking from the cold, I began to get warm & sleepy, and finally died a peaceful death. What about you?

2nd woman: I died of a massive heart attack. I suspected that my husband was cheating, so I came home early to catch him in the act. But instead, I found him all by himself in the den watching TV.

1st woman: So, what happened?

2nd woman: I was so sure there was another woman there somewhere
that I started running all over the house looking. I ran up into the attic and searched, and down into the basement. Then I went through every closet and checked under all the beds. I kept this up until I had looked everywhere,and finally I became so exhausted that I just keeled over with a heart attack and died.

1st woman: Too bad you didn't look in the freezer---we'd both still be alive.

Hahaha thats awesome

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[JwMonE99]

LMAO nice

[bmyers]

[DanWS6]

I chuckled.

[Neo]

Dan, quick!

Go make a poll on if this is funny or not!!

[TripleBlackTA]

hahah thats a good one lol

[bmyers]

Dan, quick!

Go make a poll on if this is funny or not!!

NOOOOOO!!

if he makes one he will start 5 others

[Comedian]

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree?

[bmyers]

...

[TripleBlackTA]

Why did the Koala fall out of the tree?

[bmyers]

the suspense!

[PureSShp00]

mods made a sweep through aag

[DanWS6]

Dan, quick!

Go make a poll on if this is funny or not!!

I can't.

[Neo]

Because he saw a 38 year-ol guy finger blasting a 16 yr old girl?

[bmyers]

mods made a sweep through aag

you aint a kiddin

[PureSShp00]

no fun...

[Neo]

We had to have some payback for those plethera of stickies...that was just ridiculous