joke...

**Spaz** · 04-30-2007, 05:30 AM

Spaz and Tap are cruising down the road and wacking down beers... soon they come to up to a DUI check point... in a panic Spaz says to Tap "quick start peeling off the labels on the beer bottles and put them on your self and me"

Spaz rolls up to the check point and they stop him.

Officer: "looks like you've been drinking a lot tonight..."

Spaz: *shows the officer his arm with the beer labels stuck all over* "no officer... i'm on the patch..."

**SexOnWheels** · 04-30-2007, 06:56 AM

So if you are on the patch that should mean you can't get pregnant right?

**third_shift|studios** · 04-30-2007, 07:06 AM

Originally Posted by Spaz

Spaz and Tap are cruising down the road and wacking down beers... soon they come to up to a DUI check point... in a panic Spaz says to Tap "quick start peeling off the labels on the beer bottles and put them on your self and me"

Spaz rolls up to the check point and they stop him.

Officer: "looks like you've been drinking a lot tonight..."

Spaz: *shows the officer his arm with the beer labels stuck all over* "no officer... i'm on the patch..."

did you come up with that your self?

**eddierox** · 04-30-2007, 07:52 AM

The Train must be boring ... hee hee

**ss~zoso~ss** · 04-30-2007, 08:22 AM

here's a better one

Two peanuts were walking down a spooky road at night... One was assaulted

**Spaz** · 04-30-2007, 08:44 AM

Originally Posted by ss~zoso~ss

here's a better one

Two peanuts were walking down a spooky road at night... One was assaulted

boooooo!!!

**ss~zoso~ss** · 04-30-2007, 08:45 AM

exactly

**eddierox** · 04-30-2007, 09:06 AM

Here's one ...

The Thunder Roared !

The Lightening Flashed !

A Tree Fell Down !

A Frog Got Smashed !

**ss~zoso~ss** · 04-30-2007, 09:35 AM

lol, that reminded me of the part of the song "farewell" by the yardbirds

Thunder rolled and lightning flashed,
I watched the world as people dashed.

**Spaz** · 04-30-2007, 09:42 AM

i fucked her standing...
i fucked her lying...
if she had wings...
i'd fuck her flying...
but now she is gone...
but not forgotten...
so i dug her up...
and fucked her rotten...

**eddierox** · 04-30-2007, 10:01 AM

A huck-sha-by
And a yuck-sha-by

And huckle-sha-buckle yuck

**Spaz** · 05-01-2007, 04:32 AM

**eddierox** · 05-01-2007, 10:29 AM

Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England.

In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.

This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico.
But as we know, the great ship did not make it to NewYork.

The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost.

The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss.

Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day.

The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course ...

... as Sinko de Mayo.

**86 IROC-Z** · 05-01-2007, 10:32 AM

Originally Posted by eddierox

Most people don't know that back in 1912, Hellmann's mayonnaise was manufactured in England.

In fact, the Titanic was carrying 12,000 jars of the condiment scheduled for delivery in Vera Cruz, Mexico, which was to be the next port of call for the great ship after its stop in New York.

This would have been the largest single shipment of mayonnaise ever delivered to Mexico.
But as we know, the great ship did not make it to NewYork.

The ship hit an iceberg and sank, and the cargo was forever lost.

The people of Mexico, who were crazy about mayonnaise, and were eagerly awaiting its delivery, were disconsolate at the loss.

Their anguish was so great, that they declared a National Day of Mourning, which they still observe to this day.

The National Day of Mourning occurs each year on May 5th and is known, of course ...

... as Sinko de Mayo.