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11-14-2006, 10:32 AM #1I am Useless
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Joke
Jesus Christ walks into a hotel. He hands the inkeeper three nails and asks...
"Can you put me up for the night?"
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11-14-2006, 10:54 AM #2Dead 02 T/A M6
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I think ive said this one before but here it goes.... no offense to the blondes.
Originally Posted by Ice Spiral
Jesus Christ walks into a hotel. He hands the inkeeper three nails and asks...
"Can you put me up for the night?"
Why do blondes wear hoops for earrings?
cause they need a place to hang their feet during sex.
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11-14-2006, 11:24 AM #3Out in the garage...
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Sebring Silver- 2000 Camaro SS (R.I.P.)
That's why I love blondes!
-- J. Bennett
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11-14-2006, 11:31 AM #4O U 8 1 2
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i can see this one going down hill fast...
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11-14-2006, 12:05 PM #5Impounded
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Got any for brunettes?
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11-14-2006, 12:13 PM #6O U 8 1 2
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Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z
Got any for brunettes?
Q. What's black and blue and brown and laying in a ditch?
A. A brunette who's told too many blonde jokes.
Q. What do you call going on a blind date with a brunette?
A. Brown-bagging it.
Q. What's the real reason a brunette keeps her figure?
A. No one else wants it.
Q. What do you call a brunette in a room full of blondes?
A. Invisible.
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11-14-2006, 12:14 PM #7Impounded
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Originally Posted by The Real Spaz
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11-14-2006, 12:19 PM #8O U 8 1 2
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as always... Spaz to the rescue... Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z
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11-14-2006, 12:47 PM #9Senior Member
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i like brunettes
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11-14-2006, 12:51 PM #10Dumbass!
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what do you call a blonde standing on her head?
a brunette with bad breath!
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11-14-2006, 01:16 PM #11Senior Member
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http://www.zelo.com/blonde/ Just look some up...lol...
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11-14-2006, 06:46 PM #12Member
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A blonde walks into a bar and sits down,the bartender asks her what she wants and she asks the man sitting next to her what he is having, he says a magic beer, so she asks how is it magic? He says watch, then chugs the beer jumps out of a window and flys around the building flys back in and sits down. She orders a magic beer chugs it jumps out the window and falls to her death. the bartender then looks at the man and goes "damn superman you are an asshole when you are drunk."
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