Joke

[ZAPFOOL!!]

There was a cucumber, a pickle, and a penis sitting around talking about how their lives sucked.

The cucumber "Man, my life sucks. When I get big, fat, and juicy, they cut me up and stick me on a salad."

The pickle looks at him and says, "You think you have it bad? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick me in vinegar, put spices on me, and stick me in a jar."

The penis looks at him and says, "You think you have it rough? When I get big, fat, and juicy, they stick a rubber tarp on my head, stick me in a dark room, and bang my head against the wall until I throw up and pass out!."

[Firebug]

[astyles]

lololololol

[94z28l]

nice

[86 IROC-Z]

Thats a good one, I've heard it before, except when I heard it, it was a cucumber, banana, and penis.

[needmorepwr]

nice!