Jessica Simpson= WTF????

**The_Wretched** · 01-28-2009, 04:58 PM

http://thesuperficial.com/2009/01/je..._in_the_he.php

WTF????

What in the deuce occured here????

**LT1 > LS1** · 01-28-2009, 05:00 PM

no way.........wow, she really really let herself go.........thats pretty gross

**GOR1LA** · 01-28-2009, 05:00 PM

holy hell...when did she become the whale of a girl???

**tomz28** · 01-28-2009, 05:00 PM

Wow! Thats f'd up! Did you go? I wanted to so bad but I got sick. I heard it was pretty good tho

**The_Wretched** · 01-28-2009, 05:05 PM

nah dude... i'm not into country. my girl is. but she still hasn't managed to convince to go to a fully day country-fest. i saw a pretty decent show in nashville... it was like 1.5 hours... that was already way too much for me.

**ZombieSlayer909** · 01-28-2009, 05:07 PM

She multiplied

**nhraformula** · 01-28-2009, 05:07 PM

shes not fat, just average now.
nice juicy balloons though

**1MileCrash** · 01-28-2009, 05:14 PM

i don't care...i'd still hit that several times...with the lights on

**0rion** · 01-28-2009, 05:17 PM

did she have a kid? If so that makes sense...she looks like she's had a kid. Nothing wrong with that IMO.

**nhraformula** · 01-28-2009, 05:30 PM

Originally Posted by 0rion

did she have a kid? If so that makes sense...she looks like she's had a kid. Nothing wrong with that IMO.

no kid for her, that was her sister.
what she was wearing made her look bad, although she did gain some weight

**Mr. Luos** · 01-28-2009, 05:36 PM

Heard Romo fucked around on her....

**basballny2** · 01-28-2009, 05:39 PM

na i dont think so....something had to have gotten played around with in that photo, i saw her at a cowboys game like 2 months ago and she looked nothing like that

**KING Z28 HAWK** · 01-28-2009, 05:40 PM

Dam she got big!

**Y2KPewterSS** · 01-28-2009, 05:44 PM

I guess she is pulling a Britney now.

**SeVeReDiStOrTiOn** · 01-28-2009, 05:51 PM

Originally Posted by 1MileCrash

i don't care...i'd still hit that several times...with the lights on

damn skippy

**nhraformula** · 01-28-2009, 05:53 PM

Originally Posted by Mr. Luos

Heard Romo fucked around on her....

I would also. why only tag one hotty when you can tag a bunch of them.

**The_Wretched** · 01-28-2009, 06:25 PM

I'll remember her in her glory...

Big girls do nothing for me... thick girls do nothing for me. That's just me.

**Smkn_TA** · 01-28-2009, 06:27 PM

I think those 70's style jeans make anyone look fat, why any girl would wear those over low rider hip huggers is beyond me. Shit, even I only wear low rider jeans.

**SouthernBornThriller** · 01-28-2009, 06:30 PM

No one lasts forever.

Besides, if I had her money, I'd have no self control, and if I had her number of stalkers...I'd probably try and make myself ugly too. Self defense.