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    Cool Jelqing rocks!!!!

    started off at a normal 6.75 inches (measured along the top), and now after 6 months of dedicated jelqing, I measured in today at 7.25 inches!!!

    It really doesn't take much time out of your day, and I haven't had any problems getting or maintaining an erection like they warn you about when you start jelqing. I was never worried about my size, but come on, who doesn't want to look like a porn star?

    Any of you guys jelq? What were your results?

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    Quote Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z View Post
    What were your results?
    I came.

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    Before You Start Jelqing

    Measuring Your Penis
    It's a good idea to keep a diary of your jelqing efforts. This should also contain measurements of your penis on a weekly basis. You can certainly measure and record your flaccid penis size but this can vary so the really important important measurements to take are your erect meaurements. Record both your erect penis length and your erect penis girth. Different people recommend all sorts of different ways to measure your penis. It really doesn't matter how you do it AS LONG AS YOU DO IT CONSISTENTLY! That is, make sure you measure it the same way each week.


    The Jelqing Warm Up
    Jelqing is just like any other exercise - you need to warm-up before starting!


    Massage you penis until you are semi-tumescent (partial erection).
    In warm water, soak a washcloth.
    Wrap the washcloth around your penis for three minutes.
    Repeat above warm-wrap another three times.
    An alternative to the above jelqing warm-up is to simply massage and stroke your semi-erect penis in a warm bath.


    The Jelq

    Put some lubricant (eg. baby oil) on both your hands and penis. Your penis should be semi-erect.
    With the thumb and forefinger of one hand, make an "Okay" sign around the base of your penis and grip it firmly.
    Now start a milking motion towards the end of your penis.
    When your milking hand reaches the head of your penis, form an "Okay" sign with your free hand and start milking as you did previously with the other hand. Do not milk the head of the penis.
    You should be able to use both hands to create a continuous milking action, alternating between hands.
    Ideally, you should be able to complete 100 jelq strokes every five minutes. For the first week, only perform 100 jelq strokes each day. For the second week, perform 200 jelq strokes each day. For the third week, perform 300 jelq strokes each day. From the fourth week onwards, try and perform 500 jelq strokes each day.


    Important Points For Safe Jelqing

    Always do the warm-up exercises before commencing jelqing.
    Always use sufficient lubricant during jelqing.
    Don't squeeze too hard when using the jelq grip. If it hurts or you see bruising on your penis after jelqing then your jelq grip is too hard.
    Never jelq when you have a full erection (and don't ejaculate when jelqing). Jelq only when you have a semi-tumescent (rather than fully-erect) penis otherwise you may damage your penis.
    Always perform a "warm-down" (same as a warm-up) routine at the completion of your jelqing exercises.

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    anyone here have a good deal of belly fat??? lose 30lbs... gain an inch.

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    Quote Originally Posted by GhostofKrypton View Post
    Before You Start Jelqing
    Thanks for posting, I forgot that some people might not know what it is
    Quote Originally Posted by LSCyaL8R View Post
    anyone here have a good deal of belly fat??? lose 30lbs... gain an inch.
    This.

    Although that doesn't apply to me cuz I look like the statue of david.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z View Post
    Although that doesn't apply to me cuz I look like the statue of david.
    you need to get out more, get some suntan

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    All it does is turn width into length like when you roll snakes out in clay or playdough. Iroc now has a needle dick. NEEDLE DICK! NEEDLE DICK!

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    7.25"????? You're supposed to measure from the base of your penis not your asshole.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z View Post
    Thanks for posting, I forgot that some people might not know what it is

    This.

    Although that doesn't apply to me cuz I look like the statue of david.
    which means you also have a baby dong

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    Quote Originally Posted by wheeliE-maxx View Post
    which means you also have a baby dong
    He's already admitted to being a grower, not a shower.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smkn_TA View Post
    He's already admitted to being a grower, not a shower.
    i don't hang on to male dong information. That would have to be one hell of a grower if you looked like david

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    Quote Originally Posted by wheeliE-maxx View Post
    That would have to be one hell of a grower if you looked like david
    This. Hence why he's trying all this size gaining bs.




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    Quote Originally Posted by Smkn_TA View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by pecha View Post
    you need to get out more, get some suntan
    I meant in build, not complexion
    Quote Originally Posted by silverWS.6 View Post
    Da fuck?
    Nah I haven't had a sexual experience with a district attorney yet, but judging by some of the tail around the local courthouse.... I wouldn't mind
    Quote Originally Posted by Smkn_TA View Post
    All it does is turn width into length like when you roll snakes out in clay or playdough. Iroc now has a needle dick. NEEDLE DICK! NEEDLE DICK!
    Nah man, girth hasn't been negatively effected at all.
    Quote Originally Posted by Nhra Firebird View Post
    7.25"????? You're supposed to measure from the base of your penis not your asshole.
    aw well fuck, that would've saved me having to wash my moms fabric measuring tape so thoroughly after measuring....
    Quote Originally Posted by Smkn_TA View Post
    He's already admitted to being a grower, not a shower.
    This.
    Quote Originally Posted by wheeliE-maxx View Post
    i don't hang on to male dong information. That would have to be one hell of a grower if you looked like david
    Haters gonna hate
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    7" seems normal to me.

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    lolz what the hell is jelqing?

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