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    Arrow ITT Post things you do before your girl comes over

    for me it's:

    1) quick fap to last longer in bed
    2) quick shower
    3) mouthwash
    4) remove crusty fap socks from floor
    5) refresh AAG one last time
    6) clear internet history
    7) clear text history
    8) change background on computer from hot babe to some scenic island


    what do you guys do?

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    1) Clean the entire place (Need details?)
    2) Fap, for same reason
    3) Shower, not quick though
    4) Brush teeth, mouthwash
    5) Washface/toner etc...
    6) Get dress
    7) Do hair
    8) Check self out, wish I was better looking
    9) Check over everything make sure it's perfect
    10) Get the door,"Hey, just took a shower was at the gym."

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    put up the sign that says....STFU or GTFO

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    I can't just clear the browser history, that makes her suspicious. I just install firefox and use it, then delete the entire app before she comes over. She never knew it was there in the first place, and she can see my long, innocent history in IE.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Schmalgar View Post
    I can't just clear the browser history, that makes her suspicious. I just install firefox and use it, then delete the entire app before she comes over. She never knew it was there in the first place, and she can see my long, innocent history in IE.
    Why the need to hide your self?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SHines-IT View Post
    1) Clean the entire place (Need details?)
    2) Fap, for same reason
    3) Shower, not quick though
    4) Brush teeth, mouthwash
    5) Washface/toner etc...
    6) Get dress
    7) Do hair
    8) pick dingleberries
    9) Check self out, wish I was better looking
    10) Check over everything make sure it's perfect
    11) Get the door,"Hey, just took a shower was at the gym."

    Last edited by Blackbird WS6; 08-03-2010 at 08:09 PM.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackSS01 View Post
    I just smoke crack til everything sounds like raw sex like my video below




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    Quote Originally Posted by blackSS01 View Post
    I just smoke crack til everything sounds like raw sex like my video below




    What the fuck man?

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackSS01 View Post
    I may hate 99% of Fords but the Termi sounds better then any LS1 I've ever heard (including my car) I'd do that car right in the butt
































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    Don't hate the player....hate the game

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackSS01 View Post
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    wrong

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackSS01 View Post
    Don't hate the player....hate the game
    No, no. I love the game, but not with a car.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackbird-WS6 View Post
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    Quote Originally Posted by SHines-IT View Post
    No, no. I love the game, but not with a car.

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    Quote Originally Posted by blackSS01 View Post
    dont hate the game, hate the owner

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    hey guys thanks for posting the list of the things you do before your girl comes over, great thread, thanks again, can't wait til next time.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z View Post
    hey guys thanks for posting the list of the things you do before your girl comes over, great thread, thanks again, can't wait til next time.
    I did, but yea...

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    Lay $20 on the table with a note that says GTFO once done.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Blackbird-WS6 View Post
    put up the sign that says....STFU or GTFO
    Quote Originally Posted by Y2KPewterSS View Post
    Lay $20 on the table with a note that says GTFO once done.

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