I'm a stupid dick

[Sarge]

I just love the Internet On another forum...........
Original Posters question....
" have a 95 dodge dak. blew the motor crossing a river during season.had a new motor built, to put out close to 350 hp, stock was 225hp. had the clys line honed. the metal to metal fit between thr rings and cyl walls should be very tight. do you all think i can use 5-20 syn or should i stick 5-30. thank for your answers."

Me:
" I wanna know how you got 125HP from honing the cylinders!
You'll be a #@$%! in the NHRA circles I run in. I gotta full blown 383 Stroker motor/Heads/Cam/Headers/Full Flow RT Cats the works.... in my 99 Dodge R/T Dakota not putting that down. Please share! "

Dickhead:
"Sarge nowhere did he say that he got 125 hp out of just honing the cylinders. He was just mentioning additional hp, then he went on about cylinder clearances. Two seperate statements not necessarily tied to each other.
Why do most motor heads not read for comprehension? "


Me:
"Always a pleasure when the smart folks show up and straightens us poor old stupid gearheads out. Show me where he says anything other than he had the cylinders honed between post 1 and my post. By the way the multiple cars I own and sponsor are as a hobby friend. I have a "day job" also and can read and everything. I'm waiting oh wise one. "

Dickhead:
" Sarge, contrary to your popular belief, not everyone has the agenda of catering to your leaps of logic. Post 1 is a statement of facts followed by a question. Fact 1, the OP has an engine that he increased in HP. Fact 2, this engine had its cylinders honed in the process of rebuild.
No where does the OP state a causal relationship between facts 1 and 2.
As for your hobbies, you can in no way imagine how little I care. "


Me:
" I'm not getting into a childish Internet flame war with you. And folks you can stop PM'ing me about him. He has done a better job in the above response as to his obvious "abilities" than I could ever do.
"

What a putz.

[third_shift|studios]

does that thing have a hemi or not?

[Sarge]

Nah...he has a little bitty 318 CID. The "dickhead" is a pencil necked geek engineer who think he is smarter than everybody else....It makes him crazy when folks PM behind his back...here is my PM to him
"Shit for brains.........I see your in Austin.....why don't I just drop by and kick the living shit out of you..........fucking asswipe."

No reponse so far

[MagicMan]

That's hot

[third_shift|studios]

Nah...he has a little bitty 318 CID. The "dickhead" is a pencil necked geek engineer who think he is smarter than everybody else....It makes him crazy when folks PM behind his back...here is my PM to him
"Shit for brains.........I see your in Austin.....why don't I just drop by and kick the living shit out of you..........fucking asswipe."

No reponse so far

there's no reason we can be civilized about things

[whitelightnin99]

thats good stuff, dont hurt him sarge

[cam02ss]

Goddamnit Sarge...how many times do I gotta tell you to stop picking on geeks!

[Sarge]

I know.

[SSwt00SS]

now Sarge, flaming and personal attacks can lead to warnings issued my MODS...

we dont want you to go on summer vacation early this year...

funny shit though, have a good weekend!!!

[SandmanWs7]

Off topic:

Sarge you had a post a while back about an engine addative that would clean the valves. I believe it was like a gallon of this thing but you would only use a small amount to every full tank. I have been busting my head trying to figure what the product was called. If you have an idea of what I am talking about let me know.

[SexOnWheels]

Internet 'bench' numbers at its finest.

BTW if I lived in Austin I would meet up with you after such a sweet invite via H8 PM.

I love a good H8 pm to start my day!

[BIG D's SS]

[The Scientist]

I don't understand the problem. Are you mad because the "dickhead" was right are because you were wrong???

By the way this is me:

[ztrouble]

I don't understand the problem. Are you mad because the "dickhead" was right are because you were wrong???

By the way this is me:

so are you said 'dickhead'?

if not quit trying to stir shit up this is funny

[burnws6]

SARGE: Im a stupid dick....Im a stupid dick....Im a stupid dick.

I love when sarge admits to things like this

[Sarge]

Off topic:

Sarge you had a post a while back about an engine addative that would clean the valves. I believe it was like a gallon of this thing but you would only use a small amount to every full tank. I have been busting my head trying to figure what the product was called. If you have an idea of what I am talking about let me know.

FP 60 from LubeControl....
http://www.lubecontrol.com/

[Sarge]

I love when sarge admits to things like this

I have no issues with honesty.

[Sarge]

I don't understand the problem. Are you mad because the "dickhead" was right are because you were wrong???

By the way this is me:

He is/was dead ass wrong. He got a warning for being a troll I'm not a mod there....

[burnws6]

^ thats great

[The Scientist]

so are you said 'dickhead'?

if not quit trying to stir shit up this is funny

No I'm am not said 'dickhead'. I drive GM not dodge. And out of 8435 post of sarge's, I like 8000+.