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01-29-2010, 03:06 PM #1
I'm a perv
well as if having ADHD aint enough I am also a sexual deviant. Last night I was really tired so I went to bed around 1 am. I woke up felling "sticky " on my junk. So I get up and go take a shower. my wife comes in to use the bathroom and says"I think you have a sleep disorder.
Me: No shit I usually can't get to bed prior to 3
her: no that is not what I mean
me: well what do you mean then.
her: we had sex at about 3 am this morning
me: *pops head out of shower* WE DID WHAT!!!!
her: calm down I think you have a disorder where you have sex while your asleep. Kinda like sleep walking.
me: how often do I do this?
her: 2 time a week sometimes les sometimes more.
me: well damn
her: don't worry its ok,at least you are not leaving and picking up hookers to do it.
me: This explains a lot.
her: yes it does.
There have been mornings when we first got together up to about a year or so ago when i would wake up to get bitched at for "being all over her" I had no clue what she was talking about. she has even kicked me ,slapped my arms or hand and I not even know it. She told me that about a year ago i did it and was mumbleing something about making love ,beach and her name. that is when she realized that I was doing it in my sleep.
since then she said I just let it happen and am thankful that you are doing it here with me.she also said since we are both more relaxed it is even better.
This has been screwing with me all day because I slept with a few women but didn't do anything to my knowledge.now I wonder if in fact I did and just didn't know it. It also bugs me because this could have turned out far worse what if I left the house and had sex with a woman and didn't know it? My wife said I never left the house and that is another reason that she lets it happen now. She believes if she does this it will keep me at home where at least I won't end up in jail or worse. I am truely blessed to have a wife like mine.
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01-29-2010, 03:29 PM #2
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I hope you don't have a dog.
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01-29-2010, 03:31 PM #3
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01-29-2010, 03:48 PM #4
I crown you with the title of most bizarre active member on this site.
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01-29-2010, 03:49 PM #5
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I hope you don't go on any camping trips with your buddies. lol
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01-29-2010, 04:17 PM #6
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01-29-2010, 04:26 PM #7
FWIW on this, I went through a spell of this last year. It kinda went away on it's own.
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01-29-2010, 04:28 PM #8
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01-29-2010, 04:51 PM #9
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Phantom Black Metallic- 2004 GTO M6
Sleep ffffffffffffffffffffffffffuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu .
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01-29-2010, 04:53 PM #10
You are not welcome at my house
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01-29-2010, 04:59 PM #11
what pisses me off is I am not awake to enjoy it. and once again Infantry guys are safe,guy sex just aint my style I love the TA-TA 's and va jayjay too much
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01-29-2010, 05:01 PM #12
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01-29-2010, 05:05 PM #13
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01-29-2010, 05:05 PM #14
of all the things to be asleep for lol that really does blow. haha your wife puts out and you arent even awake for it lmao
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01-29-2010, 05:14 PM #15
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01-29-2010, 05:16 PM #16
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01-29-2010, 05:29 PM #17
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Phantom Black Metallic- 2004 GTO M6
Think about it, you're inside your wife while you're asleep. You wake up with wet undies and your wife thanks you for last night. That would seriously end up as:
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01-29-2010, 05:33 PM #18
i would really keep an eye on what kind of mail you are getting and if the envelopes are from lawyers lmao
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