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    Thumbs up Im gonna be a Porn Star! Here's the info!

    Ive been whoring myself at different places that teach Porn Star class's. Some are really expensive! Some didnt even give me any head.

    Well, I finally found a place!

    This is Courtney Cummz.http://www.adultfilmmaker.com/pornstar.html She lives all over the place. She said she love's BBC, and would make exceptions for my whiteness.

    Courtney interviewed me in some alley in Detroit and I gave her a quickie audition. She said I have what it takes to be a Porn Star and wanted to sign me right away!

    She already got me a smoking hot Agent that gives me un-limited Head.

    I enrolled in their 20 minute porn class so I'll know exactly what Im doing when I go to my auditions.

    The class starts this Friday, and after I finish i'll probably sleep for awhile.

    Maybe you guys will see me in some movies!!!
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    She also put a picture of my penis up on her "office" !!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hi-Po View Post
    I gave her a quickie audition.
    Hit her on the forehead with it?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hi-Po View Post
    Ive been whoring myself at different places that teach Porn Star class's. Some are really expensive! Some didnt even give me any head.

    Well, I finally found a place!

    This is Courtney Cummz.http://www.adultfilmmaker.com/pornstar.htmlShe lives all over the place. She said she love's BBC, and would make exceptions for my whiteness.

    Courtney interviewed me in some alley in Detroit and I gave her a quickie audition. She said I have what it takes to be a Porn Star and wanted to sign me right away!

    She already got me a smoking hot Agent that gives me un-limited Head.

    I enrolled in their 20 minute porn class so I'll know exactly what Im doing when I go to my auditions.

    The class starts this Friday, and after I finish i'll probably sleep for awhile.

    Maybe you guys will see me in some movies!!!

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    Make sure to post the vids if it's with hot chicks!

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    She didnt try to sell me anything, and didnt pressure me. I liked her alot.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Luos View Post
    Hit her on the forehead with it?
    lmao





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    She thought I was really unique, and thought I would do good in Porn.

    I myself choose to enroll in the grueling porn class because a pimp told me it was official, you get graded on your performance and hardness. There arnt many real educations like this around here.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hi-Po View Post
    She thought I was really unique, and thought I would do good in Porn.
    3 inches isn't unique.


    It is average.
    In Asia.

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    I know, I just have one problem guys. I have a pimple on my penis. It just breaks out sometimes. Its get really swollen and red.

    and then turns into a full blown case of acne, like pimples, then it goes away for a while?

    I hope I dont get turned down from my audition when she see's it. Its just a pimple right?


    hahahahahahahahha edit!! hahahahahah
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    Quote Originally Posted by Hi-Po View Post
    I know, I just have one problem guys. I have a pimp on my penis. It just breaks out sometimes. Its get really swollen and red.

    and then turns into a full blown case of acne, like pimples, then it goes away for a while?

    I hope I dont get turned down from my audition when she see's it. Its just a pimple right?
    yeah, no problem.....once it goes away, dont tell other girls that that happens, then do it with a bunch of them......


    its perfectly normal

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hi-Po View Post
    I know, I just have one problem guys. I have a pimp on my penis. It just breaks out sometimes. Its get really swollen and red.

    and then turns into a full blown case of acne, like pimples, then it goes away for a while?

    I hope I dont get turned down from my audition when she see's it. Its just a pimple right?
    whats his name? or should i say what does he have you call him? getting into gay porn i see as well huh g'luck w/that.

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    One of my friends became an amateur porn star, every time he took me to strip club all the girls there knew him and got great service. He only did it for 7 months, now he is married and quit.

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    OMG hahaha wow LMFAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Hi-Po View Post
    Its just a pimple right?
    Ask Neil Patrick Harris.

    He used to be a doctor for pretend.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mr. Luos View Post
    Ask Neil Patrick Harris.

    He used to be a doctor for pretend.
    NPH was real dude!lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by 310stanger View Post
    NPH was real dude!lol
    As real as a 200RWHP gain from plugs.

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    ahahahahahaha old thread and just had to read this after the guy who was going to star in tv with his agent. oh shit this was great

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    Ha, ha, ha, really funny...

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