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    I'm giving up my man-card, just realized I'm a lit

    I'm officially revoking my own man-card cause I just screamed like a little girl. Here it is



    So anyway I was outside earlier throwing some bundles of brush away. Came in and was laying on the couch when I felt something move under my shirt by my belly button. I figured it was a June bug or something since they're always around the bushes I was cleaning out. So I lifted up my shirt and there was a fucking spider a "MONSTER SPIDER" about the size of a quarter spread out right over my belly button. I screamed like a little girl and flicked it off. It could've killed me, Luckily my estrogine fueled scream startled the big son of a bitch and I flicked him off and killed him before he could do likewise to me.

    took some pics before I finished the bastard off.












    Summary: I'm a little girl

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    sounds like mavs cockroach story.

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    That's the biggest quarter I've ever seen!

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    You guys apparently don't have very big spiders.

    But.. I still would've screamed like a girl.

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    I've seen must bigger here just not on me when I'm not expecting it.

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    Good point

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    Check out the ass on that baby ....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Kjz99z28 View Post
    You guys apparently don't have very big spiders.

    But.. I still would've screamed like a girl.

    404, Big spider not found

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    We have spiders here called "wolfe spiders". Those bastards get huge. I woke up in the middle of the night several years back with the biggest one I've ever seen crawling on my arm. I flew out of bed screaming like a woman from a horror movie. I then jumped up and down flailing my arms all over the place trying to make sure it wasnt still on me. My wife at the time grew some balls and killed it with a shoe. Took like 3 or 4 smacks to finally kill it.

    I think the man card should be edited to allow feminine screaming in the case of spiders.
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    Fairly big, but not quite as big as that quarter you mentioned...I never harm a spider but would have flicked that one off out of reaction if he was on me.

    I was riding my dirt bike years ago and drove through a web with this type of spider that clung to the center of my chest as I was going like 35 mph...I don't know how I didn't wreck.


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    Quote Originally Posted by 502ci View Post
    Fairly big, but not quite as big as that quarter you mentioned...I never harm a spider but would have flicked that one off out of reaction if he was on me.

    I was riding my dirt bike years ago and drove through a web with this type of spider that clung to the center of my chest as I was going like 35 mph...I don't know how I didn't wreck.

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    OMG! I would have jumped and rolled on the ground, then

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    Dude I would have done the same thing. I was bitten by a spider about a month ago and it got infected and made my arm swell up. Now my motto is: If it has 8 legs, can crawl, bite, sting, stab, it dies. Especially that big fucker that was previously posted spider. I live in NE GA and we get Rider spiders that size or bigger. Fucking nasty.

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    scared of a spider? guys now days are just not men what happen to men not being scared of shit like that?

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    I absolutely HATE Spiders! Luckily we don't have em here!

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    dude that thing is rediculous, anyone ever seen those spiders in iraq, the big ones??

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    Quote Originally Posted by 502ci View Post
    Fairly big, but not quite as big as that quarter you mentioned...I never harm a spider but would have flicked that one off out of reaction if he was on me.

    I was riding my dirt bike years ago and drove through a web with this type of spider that clung to the center of my chest as I was going like 35 mph...I don't know how I didn't wreck.

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    Is that a banana spider? I remember running into those while in the woods when I was little.

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    You sound like my girlfriend. Anytime Ihear a scream I know she found a bug. Step on the frickin thing and get on with it. The lil guy is all of about 5 oz. and 2" tall.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nhra Firebird View Post
    sounds like mavs cockroach story.
    that was hilarious!!!

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