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    A furloughed state worker answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. 'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.'

    'Go away!' said the state worker. 'I'm broke and haven't got any money!' and he proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. 'Don't be too hasty!' he said. 'Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.'

    And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto his hallway carpet. 'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Sir, I will personally eat the remainder.' The furloughed state worker stepped back and said, 'Well let me get you a fork, 'cause they cut off my electricity this morning.

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    Gonna pass this on to my janitorial supply salesman!! He always has a good joke, and this one will bust his gut!

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    Quote Originally Posted by third_shift|studios View Post
    i don't get it.
    pretty straightforward joke, go sit in the corner.

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    My life is a
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    what the hell is that supposed to mean?

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    Quote Originally Posted by third_shift|studios View Post
    i don't get it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by SiggyZ View Post
    Go eat a turd....with a fork.
    now your jez bein' silly

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    Quote Originally Posted by third_shift|studios View Post
    what the hell is that supposed to mean?
    ...really?

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    Quote Originally Posted by tatertot91 View Post
    ...really?
    What is that supposed to mean?

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    Quote Originally Posted by third_shift|studios View Post
    i don't get it.
    That's cuz yer from 0-hi-0....

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