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10-13-2009, 07:14 PM #1
I'm broke
A furloughed state worker answered a knock on the door one day, only to be confronted by a well-dressed young man carrying a vacuum cleaner. 'Good morning,' said the young man. 'If I could take a couple of minutes of your time, I would like to demonstrate the very latest in high-powered vacuum cleaners.'
'Go away!' said the state worker. 'I'm broke and haven't got any money!' and he proceeded to close the door. Quick as a flash, the young man wedged his foot in the door and pushed it wide open. 'Don't be too hasty!' he said. 'Not until you have at least seen my demonstration.'
And with that, he emptied a bucket of horse manure onto his hallway carpet. 'If this vacuum cleaner does not remove all traces of this horse manure from your carpet, Sir, I will personally eat the remainder.' The furloughed state worker stepped back and said, 'Well let me get you a fork, 'cause they cut off my electricity this morning.
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10-13-2009, 07:36 PM #2
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Black / Stryker Blue- 2K WS.6/ 2K9 G8GT
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10-13-2009, 08:02 PM #3
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Good one
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10-13-2009, 09:50 PM #4
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10-13-2009, 10:26 PM #5
Freakin' Awsome!!
Gonna pass this on to my janitorial supply salesman!! He always has a good joke, and this one will bust his gut!
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10-14-2009, 07:11 AM #6
lmao, i knew that punchline was coming!
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10-14-2009, 07:13 AM #7
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10-14-2009, 07:41 AM #8
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Light Pewter Metallic- y2k 8-cylinder catfish
Utterly classic! Thanks for sharing.
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10-14-2009, 10:18 AM #9
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Hahahaha!
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10-14-2009, 10:28 AM #10
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PA employee?
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10-14-2009, 11:22 AM #11
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My life is a- Ben Stiller movie.
i don't get it.
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10-14-2009, 11:22 AM #12
hahaha...awesome
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10-14-2009, 11:33 AM #13
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10-14-2009, 11:37 AM #14
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My life is a- Ben Stiller movie.
what the hell is that supposed to mean?
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10-14-2009, 11:40 AM #15
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10-14-2009, 11:46 AM #17
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LMAO.
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10-14-2009, 03:50 PM #18
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