if you were an officer...

[Spaz]

what would you do???


first i'd wait near the resturaunt near by where all the grey hairs hang out... the speed limit on the road there is 50mph... they like to do 30-35 on the road... they'd get a shit load of tickets for disobeyingh trafic signals and signes, obstruction of traffic and what ever else i could think of... that would take most of my morning... then for my lunch break i'd roll up and down the high way giving tickets to the morons who drive in the left lane and are not passing anyone... then back to the old folks area i go... of course i'd get calls i'd have to respond to but this would be fun to me...

[Aetos]

Just sit next to a stop sign all day. Nobody ever completely stops at them. I'll be writing a new ticket every minute as long as I'm not in the process of writing a ticket.

[Z28Thunder]

I would sit at the bottom of a hill. I know many people do not adjust for speed going down the hill. All speeders would get tickets. All the people riding wheelies on the highway with the bikes would get tickets. I would look for tailgaters. Tailgaters would get tickets. Anything 10 and over speed wise gets a ticket. Red light runners would get tickets. If you're polite you might just get a warning. But any attitude or stating you know the law or your daddy is a lawyer or judge. Get ready for a LONG wait and as many tickets as I can give you.

[SMWS6TA]

turn lights on and see if I could peg the speedometer..... nothing else

[SiggyZ]

I'd pull over anyone I saw picking their nose or dicking around on their phones.

[Spaz]

I'd pull over anyone I saw picking their nose or dicking around on their phones.

excellent!!!

[Spaz'Bella]

Hah! No excuses...If I were one I'd have to eat doughnuts everyday! Awesome!!!!!!! Boston Cream Filled Pieces of Heaven!!!!

[Spaz]

Hah! No excuses...If I were one I'd have to eat doughnuts everyday! Awesome!!!!!!! Boston Cream Filled Pieces of Heaven!!!!

hehe... a while back i was going through the dunkin donuts drive through and there was an officer behind me... i bought his breakfast sammich thing for him when i paid for my order...

[ls1camino]

Lets see...

Left Laners
People on their cell phones
People who can't hold a straight line in their lane...they're obviously distracted by something (phone or food/drink)
People who can't maintain a steady speed.
People who can't merge and impede traffic.

[Spaz'Bella]

Lets see...

Left Laners
People on their cell phones
People who can't hold a straight line in their lane...they're obviously distracted by something (phone or food/drink)
People who can't maintain a steady speed.
People who can't merge and impede traffic.

You forgot women putting make up on... seriously... I think make up is fun..and driving is fun.... why ruin the two by mixing them up?

[ls1camino]

You forgot women putting make up on... seriously... I think make up is fun..and driving is fun.... why ruin the two by mixing them up?

Could say the same thing about sex and driving.

[Red97GTP]

Lets see...

Left Laners
People on their cell phones
People who can't hold a straight line in their lane...they're obviously distracted by something (phone or food/drink)
People who can't maintain a steady speed.
People who can't merge and impede traffic.

This. I couldn't have said it better. In fact, I ranted about these exact same items on facebook a couple months ago!

[02ragtop t/a]

I'd be giving out tickets to the morons that can't park BETWEEN the white lines wether parallel parking or side by side. Also people that park in the yellow zones on the corners, too close to a stop sign ( 50 feet ! ), The big tickets will go to the assholes that park in the handicap spots 'cause they're too fn lazy to walk another 10 feet.

[35th-ANV-SS]

I would do a high speed chase through a busy city.

[GTP231]

People who can't merge and impede traffic.

Never seen a MD tag that could so that alone would keep you busy all day

[0rion]

man...you guys obviously haven't put much thought into this question. While you guys are harassing old people and dicking around I would bust some guys with drugs. Take their drugs and money. Sell the drugs to someone else. Bust them and take the drugs back. Do that a few more times. Go bust some hookers and get free blow jobs. Smack a few people around with my flashlight. Shoot a couple people to adjust the sights on the gun. Eat a few donuts. Go home, go to bed, and look forward to tomorrow.

[35th-ANV-SS]

I would try out for Police Academy 8

[Z28Thunder]

man...you guys obviously haven't put much thought into this question. While you guys are harassing old people and dicking around I would bust some guys with drugs. Take their drugs and money. Sell the drugs to someone else. Bust them and take the drugs back. Do that a few more times. Go bust some hookers and get free blow jobs. Smack a few people around with my flashlight. Shoot a couple people to adjust the sights on the gun. Eat a few donuts. Go home, go to bed, and look forward to tomorrow.

Hey I know this movie it was called Training Day. How original.... How did that movie end... Oh yeah Denzel died.

[35th-ANV-SS]

Hey I know this movie it was called Training Day. How original.... How did that movie end... Oh yeah Denzel died.

[pajeff02]

I would be extra nice to defense lawyers.