if you could only protect one which would it be?

**0rion** · 10-30-2008, 09:06 AM

I've had a cold this week and have been blowing my nose every 10 minutes it feels like. My wife was giving me shit because I generally will just carry around a roll of toilet paper with me around the house. She bitches because I don't use the kleenex. She said the kleenex was softer and therefore better for your nose. I disagree. I think charmin is a tad softer than kleenex. I mean would you rather have an irritated nose or an irritated butt hole? I'll take the nose anyday.

**KahanaReef** · 10-30-2008, 09:10 AM

Depends on the brand of tissue. Cheap tissue can be very abrasive. But, a good quality tissue can be much easier on the nose.

Heh, I go through allergies sometimes and know this to be true.

So, if your wife buys the good stuff........ she's right

Feel better soon!

**grouch0jr** · 10-30-2008, 09:13 AM

i personally hate charmin.
i use scott, i want it to be as un-soft as possible.

**67CamaroRSSS** · 10-30-2008, 09:19 AM

Originally Posted by grouch0jr

i personally hate charmin.
i use scott, i want it to be as un-soft as possible.

This remends me of a sketch from SNL back in the 70's with Chevy Chase hawking a product called ManWipe. Looked like sand paper on a roll.....

**The Manalishi** · 10-30-2008, 09:23 AM

John Wayne toilet paper. Rough, tough and don't take shit off anybody.

**jknelms** · 10-30-2008, 09:27 AM

blowing your nose? they have a more effective way now; snot bombs and lugies

**INMY01TA** · 10-30-2008, 01:11 PM

Originally Posted by grouch0jr

i personally hate charmin.
i use scott, i want it to be as un-soft as possible.

+1. Scott here too. Soft tissue tends to leave residue on my butt causing sandpaper ass in the long run.

**CJREX** · 10-30-2008, 01:20 PM

Get some tissues with Aloe in them.

Makes the nose a LOT happier.

**bigrondownhiller** · 10-30-2008, 01:41 PM

Originally Posted by CJREX

Get some tissues with Aloe in them.

Makes the nose a LOT happier.

I second that.

***doberman 152*** · 10-30-2008, 02:06 PM

Originally Posted by 0rion

I've had a cold this week and have been blowing my nose every 10 minutes it feels like. My wife was giving me shit because I generally will just carry around a roll of toilet paper with me around the house. She bitches because I don't use the kleenex. She said the kleenex was softer and therefore better for your nose. I disagree. I think charmin is a tad softer than kleenex. I mean would you rather have an irritated nose or an irritated butt hole? I'll take the nose anyday.

**chellzers** · 10-30-2008, 02:13 PM

i don't get sick much. but i know that i want my butt to be irritation free. lol

**310stanger** · 10-30-2008, 02:16 PM

um, yeah i probably want my butt to be free of irritation lol

I dont think i like the soft toilet paper though, you get like lint in your ass lol

**TempleU_WS6** · 10-30-2008, 02:19 PM

Originally Posted by 310stanger

um, yeah i probably want my butt to be free of irritation lol

I dont think i like the soft toilet paper though, you get like lint in your ass lol

I agree. Just gotta make sure to wipe efficiently, theres nothing more uncomfortable than an itchy ass hole!

**0rion** · 10-30-2008, 02:37 PM

Originally Posted by TempleU_WS6

I agree. Just gotta make sure to wipe efficiently, theres nothing more uncomfortable than an itchy ass hole!

I don't call it an itchy asshole....... I call it an itchy nhrafirebird. Like if you wipe your nhrafirebird good enough then your nhrafirebird won't itch.

**Zapper2003** · 10-30-2008, 03:04 PM

I have a hairy ass, so, therefore, dingleberries FOR THE FUCKIN LOSE.

**ArcticZ06** · 10-30-2008, 03:58 PM

If I just had a really bad one and the toilet is within reaching distance of the bathroom sink then I'll put the toilet paper under warm water and then wipe clean. FEels way more refreshing that way! As far as the nose I just goto teh sink and blow a couple rockets and go on my way.

**Spaz** · 10-30-2008, 04:48 PM

i got to go with brown eye... nothing worse than an itchy bung hole...

**superchargedblackgto** · 10-30-2008, 04:50 PM

Originally Posted by Spaz

i got to go with brown eye... nothing worse than an itchy bung hole...

Yours dont count Spaz....We ALL know that baby has been "tampered"with.

**Sarge** · 10-30-2008, 05:13 PM

Turn your man card in at the door.
Real men go outside and do the rocket blow..... one nostril at a time.
Tissue....please.....what is your next thread gonna be? Sock girdles?

**0rion** · 10-30-2008, 05:16 PM

Originally Posted by Sarge

Turn your man card in at the door.
Real men go outside and do the rocket blow..... one nostril at a time.
Tissue....please.....what is your next thread gonna be? Sock girdles?

hate to be the one to break the news to you.....this ain't the roaring 20's anymore sarge. Most people don't even know what those are anymore.

a rocket blow is a viable option if it's just a booger......when you got a sinus cold and try that though half your shirt, most of your hand, and all of your face is gonna get snot on it. I'm not a filthy bastard like you guys are.