Idiots amoung us

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>IDIOTS IN THE NEIGHBORHOOD:
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>I live in a semi-rural area. We recently had a new neighbor call the local
>township administrative office to request the removal of the Deer Crossing
>sign on our road.
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>The reason:
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>"Too many deer are being hit by cars out here!
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>I don't think this is a good place for them to be crossing anymore."
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>From Kingman , KS
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>IDIOTS IN FOOD SERVICE:
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>My daughter went to a local Taco Bell and ordered a taco. She asked the
>person behind the counter for "minimal lettuce." He said he was sorry, but
>they only had iceberg.
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>He was a Chef?
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>Yep...From Kansas City !
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>IDIOT SIGHTING:
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>I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee
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>"Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?
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>To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?"
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>He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."
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>Happened in Birmingham , Ala.
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>IDIOT SIGHTING:
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>The stoplight on the corner buzzes when its safe to cross the street.
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>I was crossing with an intellectually challenged coworker of mine.
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>She asked if I knew what the buzzer was for.
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>I explained that it signals blind people when the light is red.
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>Appalled, she responded, "What on earth are blind people doing driving?!"
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>She was a probation officer in Wichita, KS
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>IDIOT SIGHTING:
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>At a good-bye luncheon for an old and dear coworker.
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>She was leaving the company due to "downsizing."
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>Our manager commented cheerfully, "This is fun. We should do this more
>often."
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>Not another word was spoken.
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>We all just looked at each other with that deer-in-the-headlights stare.
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>This was a lunch at Texas Instruments.
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>IDIOT SIGHTING:
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>I work with an individual who plugged her power strip back into itself and
>for the sake of her own life, couldn't understand why her system would not
>turn on.
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>A deputy with the Dallas County Sheriffs office no less.
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>IDIOT SIGHTING:
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>When my husband and I arrived at an automobile dealership to pick up our
>car, we were told the keys had been locked in it. We went to the service
>department and found a mechanic working feverishly to unlock the drivers
>side door. As I watched from the passenger side, I instinctively tried the
>door handle and discovered that it was unlocked. "Hey," I announced to the
>technician, "its open!"
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>His reply, "I know - I already got that side."
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>This was at the Ford dealership in Canton , Mississippi !
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>STAY ALERT!
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>They walk among us ... and they REPRODUCE!

[98MustGT]

A lady co-worker was standing next to her car and pressing the 'unlock' button to no avail. She explained that her key battery had gone bad. I took the keys and said 'in the old days we use to put the key in the slot and turn'

[ss~zoso~ss]

there are some dumb people out there

HERE'S YOUR SIGN

YOU CAN'T FIX STUPID, ITS FOREVER

[snaggeltooth]

IDIOT SIGHTING:
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>I was at the airport, checking in at the gate when an airport employee
>asked, !
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>"Has anyone put anything in your baggage without your knowledge?
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>To which I replied, "If it was without my knowledge, how would I know?"
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>He smiled knowingly and nodded, "That's why we ask."
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>Happened in Birmingham , Ala.
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What if someone said ..YES...????

[ztrouble]

id bet a check that if they said yes then they would be apprehended along with their luggage and be taken to the cavity search room.... in turn shutting down the terminal and grounding the plane

[bodyman5000]

years ago my mom bought a 95 Nissan Maxima.
she called me to complain that she couldn't figure out how to set the clock on the dash.
I asked her if it had any buttons on it. She said yes but she didn't know what they meant.

I asked her what they said...her reply, H and M.

I said "hours and minutes???????"

She said she had to hang up because she just felt physically ill after she realized what she had done.