Idiot attempts to chug full bottle of Patron

**RiceEater** · 12-02-2010, 07:39 PM

CAUTION: Don't watch if you have a weak stomach

http://www.epicfail.com/2010/11/28/patron-chug-fail/

**Schmalgar** · 12-02-2010, 07:43 PM

Don't even have to see this to know he's a dumbass!

What I really think it pathetic is all the commentary on this one. Typical bunch of losers, who when anonymous online, turn it into a profanity laden racist diatribe.

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Ha I guess the friend holding the bag up for him wasn't smart enough to just put a trash can in front of him. That's dumber than chugging the tequila!

**mrwdjv** · 12-02-2010, 07:52 PM

What a waste of $50 and good tequila!

**JIBBBY** · 12-02-2010, 07:54 PM

That is a classic epic drinking failure thread..

I am laughing my ass off right now... Great find man!!!!!!

Too big of balls equates to epic failure when drinking the hard stuff...

On a side note that's a great girl to catch the vomit in the face too and still remain standing their.. That's a keeper of sure as she remained within firing range with the barf hefty bag in hand..

I love that girl!!!!

**67CamaroRSSS** · 12-02-2010, 07:58 PM

That dude is WEAK!!!!! That's a 750ml bottle and he didn't even get halfway through. I gargle with that stuff. The chick holding the bag has bigger balls than he does.

FWIW, as a young man I did this with Bacardi 151. Got into a drinking contest. The other contestant took a sip from a new bottle, I took it and drained it.

And yes I know it was stupid. AAMOF I passed out on the couch and fell over on my side. I should've died when I puked in my sleep (it was my house so nobody could bitch about the mess). I woke up the next day still drunk. The hangover lasted for 3 days.

**silverWS6** · 12-02-2010, 08:13 PM

what a moron, me and a friend once almost, almost finished the huge botthe of Parrot Bay rum just by taking drinks out of it. We were at a cabin in Cloudcroft and fuck the next morning, I didn't know if i had to sit on the toilet or put my head in it

It was baaaaad

**JIBBBY** · 12-02-2010, 09:23 PM

Originally Posted by 67CamaroRSSS

That dude is WEAK!!!!! That's a 750ml bottle and he didn't even get halfway through. I gargle with that stuff. The chick holding the bag has bigger balls than he does.

FWIW, as a young man I did this with Bacardi 151. Got into a drinking contest. The other contestant took a sip from a new bottle, I took it and drained it.

And yes I know it was stupid. AAMOF I passed out on the couch and fell over on my side. I should've died when I puked in my sleep (it was my house so nobody could bitch about the mess). I woke up the next day still drunk. The hangover lasted for 3 days.

That brings back memories..

I downed a quart of Smirnoff Vodka on Halloween night in UCSB in college..

I started the night out cool, got half way down the street and lost my eye sight, NO LIE.. Just black with my eyes open and still walking.. I found an open field and bailed my homies and barfed away.. Stumbled back out onto the street an hour later still blind, I got some help from a couple of dudes and told them I was blind and sick. They almost carried me back to my pad but I was still walking blind, and that was very cool of them to help me.. I just told them my address and apartment number and they led me back home..

I was like 50 feet away from my apartment though and I had thought I was so much farther away.. Was drunk as well the next morning and felt like trash for the next few days.. Only puked once though, but oh damn that room was spinning when my sight did come back later that night..

Crazy shit, I should have gotten alcohol poising and died on that night. That was a close call for sure as I've never heard of anyone losing their eye sight from drinking too much alcohol..

Crazy shit!!!!!

**Smkn_TA** · 12-03-2010, 05:15 AM

Originally Posted by silverWS.6

what a moron, me and a friend once almost, almost finished the huge botthe of Parrot Bay rum just by taking drinks out of it. We were at a cabin in Cloudcroft and fuck the next morning, I didn't know if i had to sit on the toilet or put my head in it

It was baaaaad

Seriously...parrot bay? I drink a fifth of that STRAIGHT on a weekend before going to the bars. Shit is 42 proof and tastes awesome. If you and a friend can't take a bottle down you guys suck.

The only cool thing I ever seen someone do in person was at a party, me, my friend, and a guy we both know were talking. During the time we were talking, the guy drank 750ml of jack daniels. "Dude did you just drink that entire bottle?!?" Looked at it, said whoops, followed by good night.

**JHayesLS1** · 12-03-2010, 06:46 AM

Holy crap I haven't laughed that hard in so long

**davidz28guy** · 12-03-2010, 06:48 AM

i chugged a fifth or rain vodka once, finsihed in less then 5 minutes, that was a terrible decision but i was young and dumb, and this definitely wasnt followed by a good night

**CJREX** · 12-03-2010, 11:40 AM

I'm glad we have these types of people.

What would break.com or liveleak etc. be without them?

**Zapper2003** · 12-03-2010, 12:59 PM

Why does this thread come up the day AFTER BlackSS's ban

too soon?

**brendan.9** · 12-03-2010, 04:04 PM

Originally Posted by mrwdjv

What a waste of $50 and good tequila!

$120 a bottle up in Manitoba

**JIBBBY** · 12-03-2010, 05:37 PM

Originally Posted by Zapper2003

Why does this thread come up the day AFTER BlackSS's ban

Why did BlackSS get banned? The mods seem pretty forgiving on this forum actually... I do know that dude gave me hell in my ghost threads and others...

I guess he was just a little too agro and out spoken for his own good, even on this forgiving forum....

**67CamaroRSSS** · 12-03-2010, 08:14 PM

Originally Posted by brendan.9

$120 a bottle up in Manitoba

More expensive the farther north you go I suppose.

That same bottle sells for ~$40 (less at certain places) here in Az...

**67CamaroRSSS** · 12-03-2010, 08:15 PM

Originally Posted by JIBBBY

Why did BlackSS get banned? The mods seem pretty forgiving on this forum actually... I do know that dude gave me hell in my ghost threads and others...

I guess he was just a little too agro and out spoken for his own good, even on this forgiving forum....

Don't get me wrong I like the guy but he got into a dick measuring contest and came up short....

**67CamaroRSSS** · 12-03-2010, 08:16 PM

Originally Posted by Zapper2003

Why does this thread come up the day AFTER BlackSS's ban

too soon?

Not really. I was gonna post this up earlier but was at work till 7pm my time.

**JIBBBY** · 12-03-2010, 08:38 PM

Originally Posted by 67CamaroRSSS

Don't get me wrong I like the guy but he got into a dick measuring contest and came up short....

Can you give us a little more info please? No dick pics please..

I'm obviously bored and reaching on this Friday night and could use a little forum spice..

**67CamaroRSSS** · 12-03-2010, 08:42 PM

Originally Posted by JIBBBY

Can you give us a little more info please? No dick pics please..

I'm obviously bored and reaching on this Friday night and could use a little forum spice..

*heavy sigh*

Let's just say that it doesn't pay to 1st argue with and then bitch out a mod.

It just ain't right to do so. 'Nuff said...

What he got was fair I suppose...