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    I want to ask her out...

    So I was at the gym yesterday and was getting a lot of looks from this particular girl. I'm like, "hmm, she's not bad, actually hot, she looks really interested." Well I pussed out and didn't talk to her.

    So tonight I figure she won't be there, but sure enough she was. So I'm trying to figure out how to go talk to her. Well there was an opening on one of the machines next to her. So I head for it. Then some old fuck gets on it...dammit.

    So I do some more crunches and other crap, he leaves and I get on the machine..."so how's this work." I ask her and her friend. So they were nice enough to walk through it and I play dumb...worked awesome.

    So I talk to them a little. She leaves, so i talk to her friend and get try to pry for some info. after the small talk. She looks a little younger, like 16 maybe.

    "So that's your friend.."

    "Yeah, Emily."

    "Oh, how old is she?"

    "15."

    "WHAAAA!!!?? HOW OLD ARE YOU? 12!?"

    "NO, I'm 15 too."

    "You've got to be kidding me..."

    Well that didn't go so well....she leaves and go talks to her friend..probably went and told her everything...

    Owell, she was hot as hell, whatever....kind of embarrassing, but how the fuck was I to know.

    She looks A LOT like this...just looks a little older. I figured 20 at least, I still don't really believe it. WTF are they putting in the food now days that they mature THAT fast and look that good. I had no clue and I thought I was good at guessing age. And WTF are two 15 year olds doing at the gym at 9 o'clock every night.

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    Ha, I didn't know who that was, I just found the closest thing to her so I didn't get thread banned...

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    Well now that you can work up the gut to talk to two 15 yr old girls maybe you can talk to one 20 yr old girl

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    15+15=30?

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    LSX whore allbaugh_04's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by silverWS.6 View Post
    Well now that you can work up the gut to talk to two 15 yr old girls maybe you can talk to one 20 yr old girl
    You'd think so, if i can find one...I swear they are all in hibernation. I never see them. I need to go to college.

    Quote Originally Posted by Smittro View Post
    15+15=30?
    You might be onto something

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    Quote Originally Posted by allbaugh_04 View Post
    You'd think so, if i can find one...I swear they are all in hibernation. I never see them. I need to go to college.



    You might be onto something
    Well my wife is 10 years younger than I.. I likes them legal tho.. 18 is/was my cut off..that's how old my wife was when we met..

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smittro View Post
    15+15=30?
    Most sense I have read today

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    Quote Originally Posted by c5z28 View Post
    Most sense I have read today
    yeah I get lucky sometimes..

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    If you ask someone out, they will either say yes, no, or maybe... Nothing bad will happen regardless of her answer. That is your issue. Now try it on someone old enough to be legal.

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    Hook up with em, like i always say, "you gotta get em before the hair does!!!!!!!!!"

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    Quote Originally Posted by blue02Z View Post
    Hook up with em, like i always say, "you gotta get em before the hair does!!!!!!!!!"

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    Your honor she had a mickey and a pack of smokes. why would i even ask the age?

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    Procrastination leads to masterbation.. Grow some nads and ask her out.. Don't be starting threads on this bullshit, man up for Gods sake!!!!

    Better to strike out then never go to the plate at all... Nothing ventured nothing gained in life..

    Young people you need to learn this now, ask your boss for a promotion or raise, ask that hot chick out..Don't be afraid, Damn it!!!!

    Life is short, go for it and win!!!!! Even if dissed atleast you tried, and that counts for something.... Logic 101!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by JIBBBY View Post
    Procrastination leads to masterbation.. Grow some nads and ask her out.. Don't be starting threads on this bullshit, man up for Gods sake!!!!

    Better to strike out then never go to the plate at all... Nothing ventured nothing gained in life..

    Young people you need to learn this now, ask your boss for a promotion or raise, ask that hot chick out..Don't be afraid, Damn it!!!!

    Life is short, go for it and win!!!!! Even if dissed atleast you tried, and that counts for something.... Logic 101!!!
    But shes 15 lol, you dont have to even ask just say I got a car want to ride or say want some alcohol.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Smkn_TA View Post
    I don't go for girls at the gym...never works.
    Maybe cause you never work out so how could you go for them

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