I want a air vent on my crotch..

**AKIRA** · 04-26-2007, 05:22 PM

Seriously, in every car, i think there should be an air vent under the wheel that points to the crotch. My sack gets so saturated its not even funny. I can be freezing everywhere else, but there? Sweat City.

Not to mention, a girl that has a sweaty crotch STINKS.

**86 IROC-Z** · 04-26-2007, 05:31 PM

Just buy a hood scoop from autozone and some duct piping from home depot... cool crotch and respect from ricers... kills two birds with one stone

**86 IROC-Z** · 04-26-2007, 05:31 PM

I take that back, if they respect you you're doing something wrong

**AKIRA** · 04-26-2007, 05:37 PM

Worst thread ever.

**Zapper2003** · 04-26-2007, 05:40 PM

funny...been there, done that...in a truck though. point that sucker at your crotch and open up one leg of the shorts. Instant satisfaction. *nods*

**snaggeltooth** · 04-26-2007, 05:42 PM

must not be familier with late 60s Fairlanes ... they had one ...lol

**9t8z28** · 04-26-2007, 05:43 PM

Originally Posted by AKIRA

Seriously, in every car, i think there should be an air vent under the wheel that points to the crotch. My sack gets so saturated its not even funny. I can be freezing everywhere else, but there? Sweat City.

Not to mention, a girl that has a sweaty crotch STINKS.

F-in Hilarious!
Actually some older GM's I've had, have had vents for YOUR CROTCH!
My 89 Cavalier and I am pretty sure my 79 Monte.

**86 IROC-Z** · 04-26-2007, 06:10 PM

I have some vents....

They dont do jack shit though

**burnws6** · 04-26-2007, 06:12 PM

you can always slip a couple ice cubes down there or something.... beats me.

**Zapper2003** · 04-26-2007, 06:25 PM

Cold Cock!

**eddierox** · 04-26-2007, 06:31 PM

Here you go ...

http://www.sortprice.com/reviews/Col...le_Seat_Cooler

Cold Seat Freezable Car Seat Cooler
The Cold Seat is a seat cover that features six strategically placed gel cold packs inside a fun printed fabric cover that is durable and 100 machine washable. The Cold Seat is kept in the freezer, rolled up.

**02Hawk** · 04-26-2007, 06:55 PM

Originally Posted by AKIRA

Seriously, in every car, i think there should be an air vent under the wheel that points to the crotch. My sack gets so saturated its not even funny. I can be freezing everywhere else, but there? Sweat City.

Not to mention, a girl that has a sweaty crotch STINKS.

If your tall like me I wear a pair of shorts and can just bend my leg enough to wear the driver side left vent shoots right down the leg of the shorts and straight to the crotch

**Silver Streak** · 04-26-2007, 06:58 PM

My Camaro has those... one for each side.... came that way... which was weird as none of my other 3rd gens have them...

**SSwt00SS** · 04-27-2007, 06:38 AM

hahahaha, somebody get SWAMP ASS!!!!

**MagicMan** · 04-27-2007, 09:47 AM

I want cooled seats too. If they can heat my fucking seats why not cool them too for summer? Bitches!

**StangKiller615** · 04-27-2007, 01:32 PM

**FuxOnTheFirstDate** · 04-27-2007, 01:39 PM

LOL, I guess I'll be buying a new car instead of a used one now. I don't want nut sweat all over my seats.

**AKIRA** · 04-30-2007, 05:48 PM

Originally Posted by 02Hawk

If your tall like me I wear a pair of shorts and can just bend my leg enough to wear the driver side left vent shoots right down the leg of the shorts and straight to the crotch

That just sounds like a lot of work!

I used to get so nervous when my ex would come to over for 'sugar' if it was hot. She had no A/C and her pussy smelled like a fucking waste dump.

**blackhawk01** · 04-30-2007, 06:04 PM

Originally Posted by AKIRA

That just sounds like a lot of work!

I used to get so nervous when my ex would come to over for 'sugar' if it was hot. She had no A/C and her pussy smelled like a fucking waste dump.

lmfao, you used to get nervous?? damn that must have really sucked...

"hey honey can I come over"
"uhh.....uhhhh...heh...sure why not?!"...."ohh shit what do I do now?"

lol

**burnws6** · 04-30-2007, 06:16 PM

Originally Posted by white99x

lmfao, you used to get nervous?? damn that must have really sucked...

"hey honey can I come over"
"uhh.....uhhhh...heh...sure why not?!"...."ohh shit what do I do now?"

lol

lol you should be a producer