I think Epic is brewing

**GTP231** · 01-26-2009, 08:42 PM

http://www.tamparacing.com/forums/pi...-lawlz-ww.html
Damn

**TempleU_WS6** · 01-26-2009, 08:57 PM

!!!

Thats too good. Lets start this up!

**Mean Green Z28** · 01-26-2009, 09:06 PM

LOL ... you suck though just for no reason

**67CamaroRSSS** · 01-26-2009, 09:09 PM

You guys are sick!

I LIKE IT!

**GTP231** · 01-26-2009, 09:17 PM

A buddy of mine stationed at Dover AFB that is looking to retire to Tampa at the end of the year sent it.

Tuan you're just jealous you didn't drop a transaxle in your lap Sunday

**bowtieguy02SS** · 01-26-2009, 09:37 PM

im going to do one

**kickflippin1** · 01-26-2009, 10:09 PM

Damn. OP said "I bet i get a phone number and post that bitch up first." Sure as shit, 18 minutes later...

This shit is hilarious.

I used to do stuff like this when i was like 15, except i'd say i was older so i could trade porn with all the other people doing the same thing as me.

**bowtieguy02SS** · 01-26-2009, 10:10 PM

anthony880088: hey what u up o
needutone3dme: sitting here getin a little bored, how about u?
anthony880088: bored
anthony880088: nothing to do
anthony880088: asl
needutone3dme: 16/f/in
needutone3dme: you?
anthony880088: 23 m mi
needutone3dme: so anthony, what do you wana do, we're both bored.... and in a private chat..
*** anthony880088's IC window is closed
*** anthony880088's IC window is open
needutone3dme: nothin huh?
needutone3dme: im gettin a little excited... its almost as if ur teasing me
anthony880088: oo
anthony880088: how u look
anthony880088: pic?
anthony880088: what u wearin
anthony880088: ?
needutone3dme: well im a small frame, soccer player 34,28,32 flat tummy
needutone3dme: i just dont toss out pics like that
needutone3dme: what kinda girl u taking me for?
needutone3dme: just a t-shirt and boy-shorts
anthony880088: kwe;
anthony880088: sound cute
needutone3dme: brunette w/ bluish-greenish eyes
needutone3dme: i am
needutone3dme: why does ur profile say ur 39 and u told me 23...
anthony880088: idk
anthony880088: everyoen tells me that
anthony880088: i dont know how to chnage it
needutone3dme: would it make u feel and better that ur pic is making me touch myself?
needutone3dme: O

anthony880088: oo realy
anthony880088: y is that
needutone3dme: dunno guess its cause i dont know a lot about you.. ive never really done this before
needutone3dme: i can stop if u want me to....
anthony880088: no
anthony880088: i like it
needutone3dme: how much do you like it....
anthony880088: alot
anthony880088: i wish i could hear u
needutone3dme: mmmhh wouldnt that be sexy...
anthony880088: totally
needutone3dme: i really like this
needutone3dme: i normally dont touch myself down there
anthony880088: ooo
needutone3dme: im still a virgin, done evrything else.... just never sex..
anthony880088: oooo bummer ur missing out
needutone3dme: really, i do have some toys...
needutone3dme: is that the same
anthony880088: which ones
anthony880088: no
needutone3dme: 7 in vib.
needutone3dme: do you mind if i start using that....
anthony880088: no its fine
anthony880088: masturbate often i take it
needutone3dme: i just feels so good
needutone3dme: what would you do to me...
anthony880088: fyi in 7.5 in
anthony880088: u do phone?
needutone3dme: not this late... my rents are in the room next to me...
needutone3dme: but i do have a confession...
anthony880088: which is
needutone3dme: im really not a 16 yr old girl, you are a sick fuck and you should be shot in the genitals im telling chris hanson!
*** anthony880088's IC window is closed

**kickflippin1** · 01-26-2009, 10:14 PM

From the OP:

so ritz calls the guy with me on the phone and it went like this|
pedo: Hello?
Ritz:Yea this is chris hanson,and can you please have a seat over there?"
and then he hangs up it was epic...i almost choked on my lucky charms at this min in time!

hahahaha!!

**kickflippin1** · 01-26-2009, 10:21 PM

Originally Posted by bowtieguy02SS

anthony880088: hey what u up o
needutone3dme: sitting here getin a little bored, how about u?
anthony880088: bored
anthony880088: nothing to do
anthony880088: asl
needutone3dme: 16/f/in
needutone3dme: you?
anthony880088: 23 m mi
needutone3dme: so anthony, what do you wana do, we're both bored.... and in a private chat..
*** anthony880088's IC window is closed
*** anthony880088's IC window is open
needutone3dme: nothin huh?
needutone3dme: im gettin a little excited... its almost as if ur teasing me
anthony880088: oo
anthony880088: how u look
anthony880088: pic?
anthony880088: what u wearin
anthony880088: ?
needutone3dme: well im a small frame, soccer player 34,28,32 flat tummy
needutone3dme: i just dont toss out pics like that
needutone3dme: what kinda girl u taking me for?
needutone3dme: just a t-shirt and boy-shorts
anthony880088: kwe;
anthony880088: sound cute
needutone3dme: brunette w/ bluish-greenish eyes
needutone3dme: i am
needutone3dme: why does ur profile say ur 39 and u told me 23...
anthony880088: idk
anthony880088: everyoen tells me that
anthony880088: i dont know how to chnage it
needutone3dme: would it make u feel and better that ur pic is making me touch myself?
needutone3dme: O

anthony880088: oo realy
anthony880088: y is that
needutone3dme: dunno guess its cause i dont know a lot about you.. ive never really done this before
needutone3dme: i can stop if u want me to....
anthony880088: no
anthony880088: i like it
needutone3dme: how much do you like it....
anthony880088: alot
anthony880088: i wish i could hear u
needutone3dme: mmmhh wouldnt that be sexy...
anthony880088: totally
needutone3dme: i really like this
needutone3dme: i normally dont touch myself down there
anthony880088: ooo
needutone3dme: im still a virgin, done evrything else.... just never sex..
anthony880088: oooo bummer ur missing out
needutone3dme: really, i do have some toys...
needutone3dme: is that the same
anthony880088: which ones
anthony880088: no
needutone3dme: 7 in vib.
needutone3dme: do you mind if i start using that....
anthony880088: no its fine
anthony880088: masturbate often i take it
needutone3dme: i just feels so good
needutone3dme: what would you do to me...
anthony880088: fyi in 7.5 in
anthony880088: u do phone?
needutone3dme: not this late... my rents are in the room next to me...
needutone3dme: but i do have a confession...
anthony880088: which is
needutone3dme: im really not a 16 yr old girl, you are a sick fuck and you should be shot in the genitals im telling chris hanson!
*** anthony880088's IC window is closed

Haha, that ending is great. And uh...no, it wasn't me.

**basballny2** · 01-26-2009, 10:29 PM

haha these are great

**bowtieguy02SS** · 01-26-2009, 10:33 PM

i should have got his number just to really fuck with him...

**c5z28** · 01-26-2009, 10:34 PM

Epic does not begin to describe

**bowtieguy02SS** · 01-26-2009, 10:37 PM

i know i want to do some more... i forgot all about AIM chats and screwing with sick bastards like that. Have they never see 'to catch a predator'? C'mon.

**c5z28** · 01-26-2009, 10:39 PM

Originally Posted by bowtieguy02SS

i know i want to do some more... i forgot all about AIM chats and screwing with sick bastards like that. Have they never see 'to catch a predator'? C'mon.

Odds probably play out in there favor, just makes it more fun for us though.

**bowtieguy02SS** · 01-26-2009, 10:42 PM

Originally Posted by c5z28

Odds probably play out in there favor, just makes it more fun for us though.

but doesnt this make us a little fucked up in the head as well? I mean i already know i have a really fuck up sense of humor. Is it bad if I find this to be one of the greatest things ever?

**c5z28** · 01-26-2009, 10:48 PM

Originally Posted by bowtieguy02SS

but doesnt this make us a little fucked up in the head as well? I mean i already know i have a really fuck up sense of humor. Is it bad if I find this to be one of the greatest things ever?

It's called shaudenfreude this should clear things up for you
avenue q is the best play ever

**kickflippin1** · 01-26-2009, 10:59 PM

Originally Posted by bowtieguy02SS

but doesnt this make us a little fucked up in the head as well? I mean i already know i have a really fuck up sense of humor. Is it bad if I find this to be one of the greatest things ever?

No, its not bad. It cant be denied that this is one of the most hilarious things ever. I cant stop laughing at that thread. One of the admins over there, Kirk, he finds all kinds of shit on those dudes on google, then posts it back on there and those dudes just blow up their phones.

**flash** · 01-27-2009, 10:15 AM

Wtf!!!!Dont click on that sourpatch link.Wtf!!!!

On like pg 12 liked to never got that shit off.

**Tonik** · 01-27-2009, 10:52 AM

truthmercy-regret@hotmail.com (12:54:23 AM): hey
Exp3pc (12:54:35 AM): hi!!!!!
truthmercy-regret@hotmail.com (12:54:47 AM): your 13f?
Exp3pc (12:55:02 AM): um..yes dat wat i said
Exp3pc (12:55:11 AM): asl?
truthmercy-regret@hotmail.com (12:55:22 AM): sry sent that msg before i saw you post
truthmercy-regret@hotmail.com (12:55:32 AM): i think im a bit too old for you...
truthmercy-regret@hotmail.com (12:55:35 AM): 21/m
Exp3pc (12:55:38 AM): how old?
Exp3pc (12:55:42 AM): oh
Exp3pc (12:55:45 AM): idk
truthmercy-regret@hotmail.com (12:56:06 AM): well what are you lookin for?
Exp3pc (12:56:34 AM): im home alone and bored
truthmercy-regret@hotmail.com (12:57:04 AM): well i could help with that but anything sexual you might think im too old lol
truthmercy-regret@hotmail.com (12:57:06 AM): jkjk
Exp3pc (12:57:38 AM): im a virgin..but i love to touch myself
truthmercy-regret@hotmail.com (12:57:47 AM): oh really
truthmercy-regret@hotmail.com (12:57:54 AM): you have any pix of yourself?
Exp3pc (12:58:31 AM): on my cell
truthmercy-regret@hotmail.com (12:58:43 AM): oh ok
truthmercy-regret@hotmail.com (12:59:06 AM): so what makes you touch yourself?
Exp3pc (12:59:07 AM): if your hottie ill send them
Exp3pc (12:59:14 AM): myspace?
truthmercy-regret@hotmail.com (12:59:19 AM): yea

Exp3pc (12:59:23 AM): link
truthmercy-regret@hotmail.com (12:59:28 AM): h/o
truthmercy-regret@hotmail.com (12:59:43 AM): Al Azif | MySpace.com
truthmercy-regret@hotmail.com (12:59:47 AM): add me if you want
Exp3pc (1:00:27 AM): you like younger girls?
truthmercy-regret@hotmail.com (1:00:35 AM): yea
Exp3pc (1:01:06 AM): oh wow!!!!! your cute!!!! and my aunt lives near you!!!!!!
truthmercy-regret@hotmail.com (1:01:18 AM): really? where?
Exp3pc (1:01:40 AM): i dont know the towns name
Exp3pc (1:01:50 AM): its small tho
truthmercy-regret@hotmail.com (1:01:53 AM): ok cool
Exp3pc (1:02:14 AM): im going there in march for spring break
truthmercy-regret@hotmail.com (1:02:44 AM): cool
Exp3pc (1:03:17 AM): wish i wasnt a virgin!!! this sucks
Exp3pc (1:04:02 AM): my last b/f was 15 and he wouldnt hav sex
truthmercy-regret@hotmail.com (1:04:10 AM): well i could def help with that if you ever wanted
Exp3pc (1:04:27 AM): really?
truthmercy-regret@hotmail.com (1:04:31 AM): yea
truthmercy-regret@hotmail.com (1:04:34 AM): y not?
Exp3pc (1:04:42 AM): ill be near you in march!
Exp3pc (1:05:00 AM): i just dont want to be lame at school next year
truthmercy-regret@hotmail.com (1:05:13 AM): why would you be lame?
Exp3pc (1:05:18 AM): being a virgin
truthmercy-regret@hotmail.com (1:05:28 AM): what grade will you be in?
Exp3pc (1:05:34 AM): all the cool girls arent
Exp3pc (1:05:38 AM): 8th
truthmercy-regret@hotmail.com (1:06:00 AM): how old will you be when you come in march?
Exp3pc (1:06:07 AM): 13
Exp3pc (1:06:13 AM): that bad?
truthmercy-regret@hotmail.com (1:06:25 AM): only if you think it is
Exp3pc (1:06:40 AM): its ok
Exp3pc (1:06:49 AM): want is see my body?
Exp3pc (1:06:57 AM): i can pic text!
truthmercy-regret@hotmail.com (1:07:20 AM): i dont have texting but you can send to my email
truthmercy-regret@hotmail.com (1:07:49 AM): ok?
Exp3pc (1:08:18 AM): i dont know how to put them on my pc
truthmercy-regret@hotmail.com (1:08:40 AM): when you type in who to send on your phone you can choose email.
truthmercy-regret@hotmail.com (1:08:45 AM): you have a myspace?
Exp3pc (1:09:19 AM): my mom wont let me
Exp3pc (1:09:33 AM): i could callyou if you wanted
Exp3pc (1:09:39 AM): im horny now!
truthmercy-regret@hotmail.com (1:09:42 AM): sure
truthmercy-regret@hotmail.com (1:09:44 AM): lol
Exp3pc (1:10:37 AM): whats your number?
truthmercy-regret@hotmail.com (1:11:34 AM): 843-290-4984
truthmercy-regret@hotmail.com (1:11:40 AM): let me find my phone
truthmercy-regret@hotmail.com (1:11:48 AM): pk go ahead
Exp3pc (1:12:14 AM): k
truthmercy-regret@hotmail.com (1:12:31 AM): y you hang up?

AHAHAHAAHAHAHAHA!!! call em.