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    I like turtles GTP231's Avatar
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    I should go to bed

    I've got to pull a set of heads off today and I'm tired So I decide to fuck with an IM bot instead.


    gtp207: good evening
    nauwtychic: hey there???
    gtp207: you left me a comment on tag
    gtp207: tagged
    nauwtychic: who is this again? Sorry I don't recognize the name lol
    nauwtychic: oh tagged... i love that site!
    gtp207: is this a spam bot?
    nauwtychic: Oh Ok LOL,Nice!how you doin??
    nauwtychic: nah, I am a vegetarian... no spam for me! haha
    gtp207: lol
    nauwtychic: I'm actually working right now what are you doing exactly??
    gtp207: about to go to bed
    nauwtychic: nice, nothin I work from home just starting doing these cam shows It's pretty fun actually lol
    gtp207: do you suck cock on web cams and get fucked in the ass?
    nauwtychic: I am a little busy right now cant really talk here but I would LOVE if you came to watch and give me some company, and maybe a GOOD rating ??
    gtp207: so do you get fucked in the ass spam bot
    nauwtychic: well I think i have my free friend's pass lyin here one sec babe.. I mean would you want it??
    gtp207: no
    gtp207: gonna go kill some hookers
    nauwtychic: yup, I do got another pass left!..YAY.. just please don't tell anyone else I can get in trouble. What color panties should I put on for you sexy, i'll let you pick! LOL
    gtp207: how about you slice off your clit
    nauwtychic: Ok, go to http://www.myhomecamnetwork.com/Barbie844 scroll all the way down to the bottom babe, and you will see "Friends of Barbara S.", when you get the password page, put in the password: "mommy" okay?
    gtp207: can I cut off your tits and wear them like a helmet?
    nauwtychic: yup, fill out your info, make sure you put your correct b-day k?
    gtp207: i'm gonna skull fuck you with a cactus
    nauwtychic: k, if you entered as my friend, it should say 0.00 on top, if so you are good for my free friend's pass dont worry about the autorenew the pass cancels all charges
    nauwtychic: okay, that was rude! what's with the language!?
    gtp207: i'm sorry i'll skull intercourse you with a cactus was just trying to talk dirty with ya
    nauwtychic: CC is just to verify your age hun,its the sites policy to ensure no minors get access to the site .. i gave u my free friend's pass
    nauwtychic: Don't be sorry baby i just wanted you to see me on my webcam i got my shirt off right now.. don't you want to see me?
    gtp207: i can see you through your window since your curtains are open. look outside and watch me behead a squirrell as a sign of my love
    nauwtychic: ok let me know when you get in so I can invite you directly to my cam.
    gtp207: i'm just gonna climb in your window since you left it open and shove a cattle prod in that worn out pussy
    nauwtychic: k, you in yet babe?? Don't keep me waiting!
    gtp207: i'll yave a watermelon in that stank ass of your's in a second i'm analy intercoursing your mother in the other room as your sister fondles my balls and eats your mothers vag
    nauwtychic: k
    gtp207: your mom and sis are an awesome 3some
    nauwtychic: keep trying babes!
    gtp207: ain't trying your sis is begging for me to stick it in her ass too
    nauwtychic is typing a message.
    nauwtychic: k when u login click LIVEWEBCAMS and I'm the girl on the top row farthest to the left. There's a chat there so I'll see u there babe ... maybe u tell me what to do
    gtp207: stick an egg beater in your cooch and flip it to the highest setting
    gtp207: damn you left just when i thought things were getting hot

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    Jesus, I couldn't think shit like that up

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    I like turtles GTP231's Avatar
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    That's why God put me on this planet Mark

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    Quote Originally Posted by GTP231 View Post
    That's why God put me on this planet Mark
    you sure he didn't put you here to keep nhrafirebird warm at night?

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    Yeah, he's dual purpose

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    .....good shit there

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0rion View Post
    you sure he didn't put you here to keep nhrafirebird warm at night?
    Quote Originally Posted by Mark98SS View Post
    Yeah, he's dual purpose

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    Quote Originally Posted by Mark98SS View Post
    Jesus, I couldn't think shit like that up
    I will not even try... and I thought I was creative!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GTP231 View Post
    That's why God put me on this planet Mark
    kinda scares me that we think a like... that is shit i'd say...

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    Quote Originally Posted by SS02 View Post
    I will not even try... and I thought I was creative!
    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
    kinda scares me that we think a like... that is shit i'd say...

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    Quote Originally Posted by GTP231 View Post
    i just sent it to my mom and sister (copy paste e-mail) my mom called me and doesn't believe that it wasn't me!!! dude... oyu so got to make spazpalooza this year...

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
    i just sent it to my mom and sister (copy paste e-mail) my mom called me and doesn't believe that it wasn't me!!! dude... oyu so got to make spazpalooza this year...
    That is worth a Gold Medal, in my book!

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    Quote Originally Posted by GTP231 View Post
    I couldn't help myself

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    Quote Originally Posted by Spaz View Post
    i just sent it to my mom and sister (copy paste e-mail) my mom called me and doesn't believe that it wasn't me!!! dude... oyu so got to make spazpalooza this year...


    Quote Originally Posted by Mark98SS View Post
    I couldn't help myself

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    Go to bed... sleep it off!

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    Been to sleep gotten up showered shaved pulled an intake off in start of doing a set of heads. Gotten the lady of signifigance lost trying to find her way from Frankford

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    Does this IM bot have a friend?

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