I say we kill Al

**Sarge** · 02-02-2011, 03:17 AM

Tired of all these whiney baby thread about how much snow I got here or there. We have to get proactive on the source.

So I say we kill Al Roker. Put one of them lil piggie noses on him and cut Orion loose on 'em. Tell Orion Roker is a new breed of hog that needs killing. Orion will shoot him with his lil bow and arrow and film Al crying in the woods with a arrow sticking out his ass. Orion likes filming stuff crying in the woods.Well that and vacuuming the house.

I digress.

So that is my plan to fix the weather. Kill Al Roker. Get Orion to do it so we all have full deniability and be YouTube legends.

Shit is 17f with a wind chill of 2f here in South Texas this morning. 48 hours ago it was 80f. This is bullshit. Truck is frozen to the driveway and squirrels are falling out of the trees. Lil Squirrel Popsicles.

**0rion** · 02-02-2011, 03:27 AM

your old ass is probably the only person here who knows who Al Roker is.......

**Z28Thunder** · 02-02-2011, 03:35 AM

Originally Posted by Sarge

Shit is 17f with a wind chill of 2f here in South Texas this morning. 48 hours ago it was 80f. This is bullshit. Truck is frozen to the driveway and squirrels are falling out of the trees. Lil Squirrel Popsicles.

So it is just cold there?? Leave Al alone he lost like 300 pounds or so.

**Z28Thunder** · 02-02-2011, 03:37 AM

Originally Posted by 0rion

your old ass is probably the only person here who knows who Al Roker is.......

His old ass is whiney baby ass..

**0rion** · 02-02-2011, 03:38 AM

Originally Posted by Z28Thunder

His old ass is whiney baby ass..

old people don't like the cold.....makes their bones hurt.

**FasstChevys** · 02-02-2011, 03:44 AM

Originally Posted by Sarge

Tired of all these whiney baby thread about how much snow I got here or there. We have to get proactive on the source.

Shit is 17f with a wind chill of 2f here in South Texas this morning. 48 hours ago it was 80f. This is bullshit. Truck is frozen to the driveway and squirrels are falling out of the trees.

Even the great Sarge needs to be humbled by Mother Nature from time to time - hell, you know that all it does is builds character!

Originally Posted by Sarge

Lil Squirrel Popsicles.

Have you been going to the "King Buffet" again?

**Z28Thunder** · 02-02-2011, 03:45 AM

Originally Posted by 0rion

old people don't like the cold.....makes their bones hurt.

and frozen depends...

**Knight** · 02-02-2011, 03:45 AM

Just get out your flamethrower and thaw everything out. We all know you have one.

**Z28Thunder** · 02-02-2011, 03:48 AM

Originally Posted by Knight

Just get out your flamethrower and thaw everything out. We all know you have one.

He used that all up when it was 50 degrees....

**silverWS6** · 02-02-2011, 05:50 AM

Who is this Al you speak of?

**ButtHoleSurfer** · 02-02-2011, 07:12 AM

Originally Posted by silverWS.6

Who is this Al you speak of?

I think he was some chipmonk or some shit.

**Smkn_TA** · 02-02-2011, 09:42 AM

Sarge is just mad we persevere through FEET of snow, where as the nations idiots down south get crippled by two inches.

**Sarge** · 02-02-2011, 10:56 AM

Oh yeah and Davenport is the mecca of intelligence. Right. LOL.................

**67CamaroRSSS** · 02-02-2011, 11:06 AM

Originally Posted by Sarge

Oh yeah and Davenport is the mecca of intelligence. Right. LOL.................

Isn't a "davenport" a large upholstered sofa often convertible into a bed?

**Smkn_TA** · 02-02-2011, 11:38 AM

Originally Posted by 67CamaroRSSS

Isn't a "davenport" a large upholstered sofa often convertible into a bed?

Only in the same way that a tissue is referred to as a Kleenex regardless if it's puffs or what brand.

And Sarge, your right, it's the north, not the south that tv shows stereotype as being slow and dumb. Sorry I forgot, MY BAD. Texas is made fun of more than a fat kid in elementary school. Iowa doesn't even show up on the radar when it comes to being made fun of.

**cuervo25_1** · 02-02-2011, 11:43 AM

I thought you meant Al Gore, because he is a complete idiot.

***SMWS6TA*** · 02-02-2011, 12:08 PM

Originally Posted by cuervo25_1

I thought you meant Al Gore, because he is a complete idiot.

sshhh, as the creator of the internet he'll hear you.....

**Sarge** · 02-02-2011, 12:14 PM

Originally Posted by Smkn_TA

Only in the same way that a tissue is referred to as a Kleenex regardless if it's puffs or what brand.

And Sarge, your right, it's the north, not the south that tv shows stereotype as being slow and dumb. Sorry I forgot, MY BAD. Texas is made fun of more than a fat kid in elementary school. Iowa doesn't even show up on the radar when it comes to being made fun of.

Any group of people who make fun of another group of people are the idiots.

**Smkn_TA** · 02-02-2011, 12:21 PM

I haven't seen you go three posts without making fun of someone or group.

**Smittro** · 02-02-2011, 12:26 PM

AL is/was a weather man whom went from a hungry/hungry hippo, to a thin Mr. Fuckin' Patadah' head...

He is/was on one of the most liberally biosed morning news/talk shows on TV "today"..

That should about sum it up for the youngsters..