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12-23-2008, 02:17 PM #1Senior Member
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I PIIHB but...
... I think I made a mistake.
I was with this girl 3 days ago, had a couple drinks and then we got into my little kia to get warm and chat more in the car. well, chat turned into make out session and then I wanted to finish the job. we were parked at a very quiet area. She told me she was on her period so front door was locked and I asked her how about PIIYB ? she said Ok. So we went to the back seat, I was trying to do ther job and relaized that I didn't have any lube or anything like that and she didn't either. Since my car leaks oil, I always carry an extra qrt or 2 of Mobil 1 underneath the passenger seat so I oiled her ass and My dick and did the job.
Now I can't pee cuz my massive johnson hurts and she can't take a shit
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12-23-2008, 02:31 PM #2Boosted Fredneck
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12-23-2008, 02:32 PM #3Slower Than a 3rd Gen
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12-23-2008, 02:35 PM #4Giant Dicks Car Club
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12-23-2008, 02:36 PM #5Giant Dicks Car Club
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Oh, sweet jesus,
holy friggin no-way! I youtubed that shit and you aren't the first one!
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12-23-2008, 02:36 PM #6Senior Member
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How many stains do you now have on your backseat?
And
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12-23-2008, 02:42 PM #7The Anti-Rice
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pics of the girl
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12-23-2008, 02:44 PM #8Detailing + Design
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My life is a- Ben Stiller movie.
this can't be real...awesome story though!
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12-23-2008, 03:00 PM #910 year lurker
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Black- 99 Z28
good stuff... nice try on the Block Roll by the way
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12-23-2008, 03:10 PM #10Giant Dicks Car Club
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I need to switch it up though, the link is too identifyable anymore lmao
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12-23-2008, 03:56 PM #11Just me
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Epic
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12-23-2008, 04:02 PM #12I see Yello and I like it
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ohh the fallacies
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12-23-2008, 04:10 PM #13Rodzilla Tha Cavity Filla
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teal- 99 Z28 with an SS complex
Well i used handsoap to dog this girl out at a party in her bathroom. We were talking dirty and in the midst of it i said i wanted to put it in her ass and she said okay, it took me awhile to take in what had just happened. Well there was no lube we headed to the bathroom and there was handsoap, slathered it on here and she bent over the toilet, hands on the wall and took it like a champ.
Maybe you got an STD, good luck!
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12-23-2008, 04:11 PM #14Veteran
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It's a well known fact that mobil1 does that. Just throw her up on the rack and do a flush and fill with some Amsoil and she should be back to pooping in no time.
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12-23-2008, 04:25 PM #15Impounded
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So, after you pulled out, did she spit or swallow?
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12-23-2008, 04:31 PM #16Senior Member
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should've used pennzoil platinum 10w30...
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12-23-2008, 04:38 PM #17Just me
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Pewter metallic- 2000 Camaro SS
WD40 should fix her constipation problem.
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12-23-2008, 04:43 PM #18Member
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thats good shit !!!!!
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12-23-2008, 04:55 PM #19Senior Member
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you may want to get some UOA's done on that
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12-23-2008, 05:31 PM #20Senior Member
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NBM- 99 TA
where's sarge when you need an oil expert?
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