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    As I Mature

    I've learned that you cannot make someone love you
    All you can do is stalk them
    and hope they panic and give in

    I've learned that no matter how much I care
    some people are just assholes

    I've learned it takes yars to build trust
    and it only takes suspicion not proof to destroy it

    I've learned that you can get by on charm for about 15 minutes
    and after that you better have a big willy or huge boobs

    I've learned that you shouldn't compare yourself to others-
    they are more screwed up than you think

    I've learned that you can keep vomiting
    long after you think you are finished

    I've learned that we are responsible
    for what we do, unless we are celebrities

    I've learned that regaurdless of hot and steamy a relationship is at first
    the passion fades, and there had better be a lot of money to takes it's place

    I've learned that 99% of the time when something isn't workign in your house
    one of your kids did it

    I've learned that the people who you care most about in life
    are taken from you too soon
    and all the less important ones just never go away

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stevie View Post
    I've learned that you can keep vomiting
    long after you think you are finished
    so true

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stevie View Post

    I've learned that you can get by on charm for about 15 minutes
    and after that you better have huge boobs
    I've learned you don't have these and look better with the lights out.....LOL

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    by "mature" do you mean getting old as fuck?

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    so how old is fuck anyway??

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    I'm old and I still fuck...........

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    that still doenst anwser the question

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stevie View Post
    so how old is fuck anyway??
    Adam and Eve

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    good answer ,lol and i am not old

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    Quote Originally Posted by Nastyfoot View Post
    fuck I'm old
    Yes, Yes you are.........So am I though....but Look @ the bright side we are't as old as 67camaro...LOL

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    How old are you?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Y2KPewterSS View Post
    How old are you?
    Who Me?....You Know Im 34

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    Quote Originally Posted by Stevie View Post
    good answer ,lol and i am not old
    39??? you're older than me... there fore... you are old...

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    me i am 38 and i am NOT old

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    Quote Originally Posted by superchargedblackgto View Post
    Yes, Yes you are.........So am I though....but Look @ the bright side we are't as old as 67camaro...LOL
    Shit son, I'm old enough to be your daddy!

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    you are only as old as you feel and i still act liek a teenager therefore i am not old ,lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by 67CamaroRSSS View Post
    Shit son, I'm old enough to be your daddy!
    now you are old ,lol

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    Quote Originally Posted by superchargedblackgto View Post
    Who Me?....You Know Im 34
    I know how old you are, even though you sound like you are 83 when you get up out of a chair

    Quote Originally Posted by Stevie View Post
    me i am 38 and i am NOT old
    I know

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    thank you I think

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