I made a deer commit suicide last night *Pictures*

**Hi-Po** · 11-20-2010, 09:58 AM

Yep, I sure did.

Was driving over a bridge when a small 8 point buck jumped out in front of me. Of course, slammed on the brakes and probably didn't hit him over 10 MPH. He rolled up on the hood and then back on his hooves when I came to a complete stop.

I was so pissed at this deer, I jumped out of my car and started screaming at the little shithead. That's right, I was yelling at a deer.

So anyways, he decides he doesn't like my yelling very much, turns around and is faced with what he seems to think... is just another fence. Takes one more look at me (still yelling obscenities) and he jumps. I stopped and took a breathe, then realized.... I'm on a fucking bridge and this deer just jumped off the side.

20+ feet to the ground, and he landed on some seriously nasty stuff. Broken up hunks of concrete, and square 1" steel rebar. Heres the aftermath.

**Aetos** · 11-20-2010, 10:09 AM

This is probably the funniest and most sadistic thing I've read on this forum...

**nhraformula** · 11-20-2010, 10:17 AM

Should of pissed on him for the finale F you

**x-40oz-x** · 11-20-2010, 10:20 AM

Originally Posted by Aetos

This is probably the funniest and most sadistic thing I've read on this forum...

I second that.

**95camaroZNC** · 11-20-2010, 10:25 AM

Thats seriously funny, gonna go ahead and say it, posting in a epic thread!

**ls1camino** · 11-20-2010, 10:30 AM

Did you take it home for dinner?

**Hi-Po** · 11-20-2010, 10:33 AM

That meat was badly bruised. He smacked one side of his antlers off when he hit! The shit this damn deer landed on pretty much ruined his meat.

I like to think, this deer didn't want to throw down with me in a fight. The choice was simple,

Kill Yoself!

**Red97GTP** · 11-20-2010, 10:34 AM

Omg that's hilarious! I can just see this happening, too.

**SScott** · 11-20-2010, 10:43 AM

Hows your car?

**Hi-Po** · 11-20-2010, 10:48 AM

One little scratch on the fender! Stupid deer couldn't even wreck a Grand Prix before he killed himself. I think he had emotional problems.

**bluehawk2000** · 11-20-2010, 11:22 AM

hahaha lmfao I seriously thought you were bsing about the whole thing till I seen the pics thats fckin hilarious.

**Hi-Po** · 11-20-2010, 11:27 AM

Added some extra pictures. Iowa grows them real smart out here.

**bluehawk2000** · 11-20-2010, 11:29 AM

Holy hell he did smack the ground pretty hard broke the damn antler off lol, You are dubbed the suicidal instigator now!!!

**korndawg** · 11-20-2010, 11:33 AM

Poor deer

**GTP231** · 11-20-2010, 11:34 AM

Wish the that ran into the side of my GTP years ago did that.

**Hi-Po** · 11-20-2010, 11:36 AM

Originally Posted by korndawg

Poor deer

Poor deer? He's dead.

I have to live with the horrible image of this animal making the decision to end his life by jumping off a bridge.

Poor deer? I say poor me.

**5.0THIS** · 11-20-2010, 11:36 AM

Huh, I guess I'm in the minority in not thinking this is hilarious.

**bluehawk2000** · 11-20-2010, 11:37 AM

Originally Posted by 5.0THIS

Huh, I guess I'm in the minority in not thinking this is hilarious.

**Hi-Po** · 11-20-2010, 11:55 AM

Originally Posted by 5.0THIS

Huh, I guess I'm in the minority in not thinking this is hilarious.

There is some level of comical error on the deer's part that most people find funny I think.

But not everyone thinks the same, and that's what makes the world go 'round

**86 IROC-Z** · 11-20-2010, 12:03 PM

Originally Posted by Hi-Po

wtf? are you standing on the railing?

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