i love scaring black chicks

**fbod91** · 10-04-2009, 07:05 PM

i was working clown house and i was covered in neon poka dots in a room also covered in neon poka dots with a black light lit. i jumped out in front of a black chick and her bf, screamed and laughed in a high pitched voice (i have on a creepy ass clown mask on too) the girl droped to her knees and began crying. i kept laughing and screaming and she just wouldnt stop. so what do i do? being the asshole i am, i started mocking her, she screamed and cried more. the whole time her bf was laughing his ass off

i work in a haunted house btw

**FORD RECOVERY EXPERT** · 10-04-2009, 07:09 PM

**toi tyme** · 10-04-2009, 07:13 PM

**cammed goat** · 10-04-2009, 07:14 PM

Ghetto black chics scare me. The moment they walk up to me, I turn and walk away.

**justinmc978** · 10-04-2009, 07:15 PM

i have so many things i could say but i won't, we need anon posting yall haha

**toxik iroc** · 10-04-2009, 07:15 PM

HAHAHAHAHAHA aw man that shit is funney

**toi tyme** · 10-04-2009, 07:16 PM

i dont have that scare reflex,,, where you jump.. and i love being scared.. even tho it doesnt usually work, but i laugh at the attempt

anways, in haunted houses i try to scare the people who are trying to scare me.. like putting my face in their face, or coming up behind them...

OR if im with someone who i know will FLIP shit, i tell them... dude go after that one,,she will prolly cry... and itd be hilarious!

**310stanger** · 10-04-2009, 07:27 PM

the best part is that most black chicks think they are tough as shit lol

**ls1camino** · 10-04-2009, 07:33 PM

**justinmc978** · 10-04-2009, 07:34 PM

i was seriously thinking about both of those ahahaha!

**fbod91** · 10-04-2009, 07:35 PM

im the actor that people go damn hes dedicated to his job. the not so sane side of me comes out when i work

**justinmc978** · 10-04-2009, 07:36 PM

Originally Posted by ls1camino

"FALCON PUNCH!"
"ohoohoohoohoo...
ohoohoohoohoo..."

another one for ya

**cammed goat** · 10-04-2009, 07:39 PM

I saw that first vid on TV and

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**fbod91** · 10-04-2009, 07:39 PM

Originally Posted by toityme

i dont have that scare reflex,,, where you jump.. and i love being scared.. even tho it doesnt usually work, but i laugh at the attempt

anways, in haunted houses i try to scare the people who are trying to scare me.. like putting my face in their face, or coming up behind them...

OR if im with someone who i know will FLIP shit, i tell them... dude go after that one,,she will prolly cry... and itd be hilarious!

i get creative as hell. come to phobia 290 in houston and you will see haha

**kickflippin1** · 10-04-2009, 08:34 PM

Please....don't remind me of black chicks. I just went to the worst bachelor party ever on Saturday.

**310stanger** · 10-04-2009, 08:39 PM

Originally Posted by kickflippin1

Please....don't remind me of black chicks. I just went to the worst bachelor party ever on Saturday.

do tell......The purple pussy scare ya forever?

**tatertot91** · 10-04-2009, 08:44 PM

at this thread

**justinmc978** · 10-04-2009, 08:44 PM

Ahahahahah!

nothing like some singed beef

**kickflippin1** · 10-04-2009, 09:22 PM

Originally Posted by 310stanger

do tell......The purple pussy scare ya forever?

Well, it definitely wasn't that, 'cuz the bitches made them turn the lights out, claiming, "It's too bright in here." So, they went and got a not so bright lamp. I'm sure the only wanted the lights off so we couldn't see how hideous they looked...'cuz they were not attractive at all.

One looked like a crackhead, I'm pretty sure one of them was moving along in her pregnancy stage (considering one of the guys who took her to a private room came back out and said, "I'm pretty sure this is titty milk on my glasses and shirt, because she squirted it on me," and she had a little gut), and the other one had a nasty body (well, they all did, but whatever).

It was just not a good night. $20 to get in, 2 kegs (both were the worst 2 types of beer I have ever tasted. Some dark ale and some light wheat ale, no idea what brand), Jets pizza (awesome stuff), no liquor, and black, ghetto strippers.

I was gonna make a separate thread about this (should I?), but I hadn't yet.

**jb3golf** · 10-04-2009, 09:31 PM

Originally Posted by fbod91

i was working clown house and i was covered in neon poka dots in a room also covered in neon poka dots with a black light lit. i jumped out in front of a black chick and her bf, screamed and laughed in a high pitched voice (i have on a creepy ass clown mask on too) the girl droped to her knees and began crying. i kept laughing and screaming and she just wouldnt stop. so what do i do? being the asshole i am, i started mocking her, she screamed and cried more. the whole time her bf was laughing his ass off

i work in a haunted house btw

Wow....what a shame to see you posting something with that title. Your either racist, ignorant, isolated, or just choosing to disrespect a part of God's creation. It's a scary thing to degrade any human being. It's even scarier to now that the "man upstairs" will hold you accountable. I'll pray for you. Also whats up with your language??? Are you not intelligent enough to refrain from using profanity????

Actually it seems your really letting us know the type of person you are. I'm no better or worse & I'm not judging you, but I'll pray for you.........