I hit my girlfirend, scared shitless

**86 IROC-Z** · 08-15-2009, 07:24 PM

We were having an argument and she went too far. She made a comment along the lines of "your loser father couldn't keep a relationship together and you can't either!". When I was around 11, my parents got divorced and fought for custody. My dad wanted me and my brother because he genuinely loved us. My mom wanted us just to spite my dad. She won, and my dad kinda lost it over the decades.

This was too far for me. I had never, EVER hit a girl before, but it happened so fast I didn't even know I did it.

Basically, I cocked my fist back, and flew it straight into her nose. I thought it would be like the movies where she would get a little trickle of blood. It wasn't. Her nose EXPLODED. I think I must of broken a bunch of cartilage or something because blood shot out of both her nostrils, got all over me, got all over the floor. She staggered backwards, hit her head hard enough on the wall to leave a dent, and slumped down.

We were both stunned for about 10 seconds before she started crying hysterically and ran into my room and locked the door. So I went to wash my hands, and while I was in the bathroom I heard her run out of the house and take off in her car. That was about 5 hours ago so I guess she didn't go the police or anything. So later I went home and broke down in tears.. My mom came in the room and when she heard about the story

she got scared and said your moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror if anything i can say that this cab was rare but i thought "nah yo homes to bel air!" I pulled up to a house for about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cab yo homes smell ya later, looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of bel air.

**SSjunior** · 08-15-2009, 07:31 PM

**Zapper2003** · 08-15-2009, 07:33 PM

Holy Fucking Shit.

**sgt0704** · 08-15-2009, 07:34 PM

some skeletons belong in the closet bro.

**Transamws6** · 08-15-2009, 07:34 PM

haha

**JB454** · 08-15-2009, 07:45 PM

Bad judgement man. Now you pay the price, no matter the cause. If you removed yourself from the situation before the swung, you would have been alot better off (you know this). Now you pay the price, and grow up some. No man needs to hit a woman, period.

**CJREX** · 08-15-2009, 07:52 PM

Read the last paragraph.

He's quoting Fresh Prince.

I think he's on a mission to break 10,000 posts

**dirtehsouth** · 08-15-2009, 07:56 PM

Originally Posted by JB454

Bad judgement man. Now you pay the price, no matter the cause. If you removed yourself from the situation before the swung, you would have been alot better off (you know this). Now you pay the price, and grow up some. No man needs to hit a woman, period.

True dat!!

**EnjoiJoe** · 08-15-2009, 08:59 PM

Wow hahaha that gve me a good laugh lol

**JwMonE99** · 08-15-2009, 09:12 PM

Damn I got bel-aired.

**TOMASINO** · 08-15-2009, 10:04 PM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

We were having an argument and she went too far. She made a comment along the lines of "your loser father couldn't keep a relationship together and you can't either!". When I was around 11, my parents got divorced and fought for custody. My dad wanted me and my brother because he genuinely loved us. My mom wanted us just to spite my dad. She won, and my dad kinda lost it over the decades.

This was too far for me. I had never, EVER hit a girl before, but it happened so fast I didn't even know I did it.

Basically, I cocked my fist back, and flew it straight into her nose. I thought it would be like the movies where she would get a little trickle of blood. It wasn't. Her nose EXPLODED. I think I must of broken a bunch of cartilage or something because blood shot out of both her nostrils, got all over me, got all over the floor. She staggered backwards, hit her head hard enough on the wall to leave a dent, and slumped down.

We were both stunned for about 10 seconds before she started crying hysterically and ran into my room and locked the door. So I went to wash my hands, and while I was in the bathroom I heard her run out of the house and take off in her car. That was about 5 hours ago so I guess she didn't go the police or anything. So later I went home and broke down in tears.. My mom came in the room and when she heard about the story

she got scared and said your moving with your auntie and uncle in bel air. I whistled for a cab and when it came near the license plate said fresh and had dice in the mirror if anything i can say that this cab was rare but i thought "nah yo homes to bel air!" I pulled up to a house for about 7 or 8 and I yelled to the cab yo homes smell ya later, looked at my kingdom I was finally there, to sit on my throne as the prince of bel air.

what a puss!!! u would've slap her once and thats only if u like: "caught ur wife cheating on you w ur best friend situation" but PUNCH HER??? in her nose and made her bleed???? wtf?? we're humans not f.. cavemen have some respect.. and next time punch the f.. wall, poor girl.

**wheeliE-maxx** · 08-15-2009, 10:14 PM

Originally Posted by TOMASINO

what a puss!!! u would've slap her once and thats only if u like: "caught ur wife cheating on you w ur best friend situation" but PUNCH HER??? in her nose and made her bleed???? wtf?? we're humans not f.. cavemen have some respect.. and next time punch the f.. wall, poor girl.

It was a joke...

**fccs** · 08-15-2009, 10:30 PM

lmao at the people who are replying without reading the ENTIRE post ahahaa

**MysticZ28** · 08-15-2009, 10:34 PM

Originally Posted by fccs

lmao at the people who are replying without reading the ENTIRE post ahahaa

Or they read it and think he's on his way to Bel Air.

**JB454** · 08-15-2009, 10:48 PM

damn

**Smittro** · 08-15-2009, 11:08 PM

I think folks are getting hung on the explosion part and skipping strait to anger.. As soon as I saw the opening lines to Freash Prince I was like, DAM mo fo got me! Good one IROC!!