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03-04-2009, 07:03 PM #1Member
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I have solved the universal mystery of sleeperc5..
We all know that sleeperc5 has the fastest cars, the hottest women, and nights most men can only dream of.
We also know from internet spread facts(everything on the internet is real) that chuck norris is god himself and can basically do everything.
Therefore, I conclude that sleeperc5 = chuck norris
Just for science sakes, I have taken Chuck Norris facts and changed the name to SleeperC5 and we can clearly see nothing seems strange.
If you have five dollars and SleeperC5 has five dollars, SleeperC5 has more money than you.
There is no 'ctrl' button on SleeperC5's computer. SleeperC5 is always in control.
Apple pays SleeperC5 99 cents every time he listens to a song.
SleeperC5 can sneeze with his eyes open.
SleeperC5 can eat just one Lay's potato chip.
SleeperC5 is suing Myspace for taking the name of what he calls everything around you.
SleeperC5 destroyed the periodic table, because he only recognizes the element of surprise.
SleeperC5 can kill two stones with one bird.
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03-04-2009, 07:06 PM #2Bone it like you own it
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03-04-2009, 07:07 PM #3;)
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Black/Screaming Yellow- 99 S/C TA WS6 & 04 Cobra
LOL!
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03-04-2009, 07:07 PM #4Bone it like you own it
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03-04-2009, 07:08 PM #5Member
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Originally Posted by FORD RECOVERY EXPERT
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03-04-2009, 07:10 PM #6Miss October
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hahhaa thats epic
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03-04-2009, 07:13 PM #7Just me
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Pewter metallic- 2000 Camaro SS
I wonder how many members on this site were fathered by Sleeper.
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03-04-2009, 07:14 PM #8Member
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The number would be lower if we asked how many members WEREN'T fathered by Sleeper, and the answer is 0. Originally Posted by Y2KPewterSS
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03-04-2009, 07:17 PM #9;)
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Black/Screaming Yellow- 99 S/C TA WS6 & 04 Cobra
Fucking classic!!!
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03-04-2009, 08:22 PM #10Just me
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Pewter metallic- 2000 Camaro SS
God has Sleeper as his #1 on speed dial.
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03-04-2009, 08:47 PM #11Member
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- `93 &`72 Camaro Z28
LMFAO!
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03-04-2009, 09:30 PM #12I like turtles
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Gray/ White- 09Ram 1500 83 Thunderturd
Just you and NHRA Firebid Originally Posted by Y2KPewterSS
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03-05-2009, 03:37 AM #13Senior Member
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This is great
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03-05-2009, 03:43 AM #14Senior Member
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Sleeper C5 gave birth to Sarge.
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03-05-2009, 03:45 AM #15Member
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03-05-2009, 03:57 AM #16Senior Member
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whoa Originally Posted by Danger731
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03-05-2009, 05:26 AM #17Impounded
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Wow... I always thought Sarge was the first... Didn't think it was possible for there to be someone even older... Originally Posted by Danger731
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03-05-2009, 05:30 AM #18Grand Imperial Wizard
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- Retired Outlaw Sum Bitch
He is fucked up on crack. Just ignore him.
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03-05-2009, 05:50 AM #19I hate your face
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If you're on the phone with God, and SleeperC5 beeps in, you'd better click over.
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03-05-2009, 05:57 AM #20Bone it like you own it
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Black / Stryker Blue- 2K WS.6/ 2K9 G8GT
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