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Thread: i have a dillema...
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07-24-2006, 04:44 PM #1Big$Guest
i have a dillema...
I have a dilemma.
My schlong is unusually long and pretty thick(girth).
When i go to take a shit , it will rest in the water unless I flip it over the bowl.
The problem is this:
When i'm shitting,i also have the urge to piss(u know).So, if i flip my schlong over the bowl insted of resting it in the fecal water,I still have this urge to piss that i can't control.So i end up pissing on the floor.
What should I do?
Serious replies only,please.
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07-24-2006, 04:46 PM #2Wicked Witch of the West
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get a deeper toilet or keep low water level in it...either that or get a cock reduction
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07-24-2006, 04:53 PM #3BAHHBYE
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06 PBM GTO(458WHP)SOLD!!- 06 TR GTO~476WHP 425TRQ
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07-24-2006, 05:15 PM #4Senior Member
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if it was really that long.... it would have been sticking out the top of your bucket of popcorn on your blind date
http://ls1.com/forums/showthread.php?t=24493
*Zing
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07-24-2006, 05:19 PM #5Big$Guest
thats why, i bought the large tub...did u see the size of those things....
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07-24-2006, 05:34 PM #6Wicked Witch of the West
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how big are we talking? i want dimensions here lol
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07-24-2006, 05:39 PM #7Big$Guest
12'' inches.....soft
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07-24-2006, 05:40 PM #8Wicked Witch of the West
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i'm gonna need pics to give you accurate advice here...so some pics are needed asap lol
Originally Posted by Big$
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07-24-2006, 05:41 PM #9Window Licker
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07-24-2006, 05:48 PM #10BAHHBYE
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I think thats the sign for me to
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07-24-2006, 05:53 PM #11Senior Member
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lol do you live in n.b or alberta?
if you are in Alberta i will send a female representative to find out haha
jk.. please for the love of god do NOT post pics
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07-24-2006, 05:55 PM #12Wicked Witch of the West
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POST PICS! POST PICS! POST PICS! do it do it do it!!!
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07-24-2006, 07:21 PM #13Senior Member
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dam this bitch is getting anxious, ther once was a man from Nantucket......
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07-24-2006, 07:21 PM #14Senior Member
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this dude is lying like a rug
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07-24-2006, 07:25 PM #15BAHHBYE
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07-24-2006, 07:58 PM #16Likes twisty roads
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Want to see a BIG GROWN MANLY DARK COCK?!? Here you go, Standing up 14" width 5". Originally Posted by egaian
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07-24-2006, 08:03 PM #17GHOST RIDIN
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Hahahahah Funiest Thread I've Read Here Since Joining! 12" Soft Thats Johnny Wadd Sh*$
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07-24-2006, 08:16 PM #18SUPREME member-oderator
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Am I the only one that's read this shit before? I know we don't all enjoy reading alot, but come on, it's smut, I can't e the only one that is up to date on sut articles
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07-24-2006, 08:46 PM #19meanZ97Guest
i thought this seems familiar. and im gonna have to call BS on the whole 12 inch thing.
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07-24-2006, 09:48 PM #20Awaiting Activation
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This exact story was on here like a month or two ago..........WTF. Apparently no one here has a memory Originally Posted by oneBADDz
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