I hate when this happens

**86 IROC-Z** · 03-16-2010, 11:35 AM

Talking to a smart, funny, attractive, interesting girl; and then:

Me: "So what's your major?"

Her: "Well it was biology...

...but then I switched to art history"

**Dann** · 03-16-2010, 11:36 AM

**LSCyaL8R** · 03-16-2010, 11:39 AM

you know what i hate:

Her: Oh you are so wonderful! I'm falling for you so hard. I love you

24 hours later

Her: This is all too fast I'm so confused I need to stop seeing you for a while

ME: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**JHayesLS1** · 03-16-2010, 11:39 AM

Or the
"So what is your major?"

"Oh I quit school, I just need to marry a rich man."

...bitch

**Spaz** · 03-16-2010, 11:49 AM

"so what is your major???"

"gynocology..."

"dyke..."

**310stanger** · 03-16-2010, 12:47 PM

Me: whats your major?
her: Psychology

every fuckin idiot girl that doesnt know shit, majors in psychology or sociology

**BdAsBrd01** · 03-16-2010, 06:04 PM

Around here to ANY female that is hot, "what's your major?"
Her: "Elementary Ed." ALWAYS.

**BdAsBrd01** · 03-16-2010, 06:07 PM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

Talking to a smart, funny, attractive, interesting girl; and then:

Me: "So what's your major?"

Her: "Well it was biology...

...but then I switched to art history"

That's the cue to end conversation. She's just there for the M.R.S. or is too lazy/stupid to continue with the Biology major. I think ya need a Burt stare inserted in there....

**cammed goat** · 03-16-2010, 06:08 PM

Originally Posted by LSCyaL8R

you know what i hate:

Her: Oh you are so wonderful! I'm falling for you so hard. I love you

24 hours later

Her: This is all too fast I'm so confused I need to stop seeing you for a while

ME: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

High school. That was ALWAYS me.

**1MileCrash** · 03-16-2010, 06:44 PM

my g/f is an art history minor

**310stanger** · 03-16-2010, 06:50 PM

Originally Posted by BdAsBrd01

Around here to ANY female that is hot, "what's your major?"
Her: "Elementary Ed." ALWAYS.

SOOOO true. Biggest lush slutbag hottie whores pick that major.

**BdAsBrd01** · 03-16-2010, 07:16 PM

Originally Posted by 310stanger

SOOOO true. Biggest lush slutbag hottie whores pick that major.

I guess they figure that they don't have to be smarter than a 1st grader to get the degree which leaves more time to drink and whore around on Daddy's dime.

**third_shift|studios** · 03-16-2010, 07:21 PM

don't see anything wrong with art history. it would make for some bland conversations if you weren't into it though.

**BdAsBrd01** · 03-16-2010, 07:50 PM

Originally Posted by third_shift|studios

don't see anything wrong with art history. it would make for some bland conversations if you weren't into it though.

I've taken art history courses before. Having to memorize that many pictures (over 200) for a test is excruciating.

**86 IROC-Z** · 03-16-2010, 08:38 PM

Art history, psychology, sociology, primary education, special education, photography, etc...

They might as well make a major called "My parents are paying for college so I just get to party until I marry one of daddy's rich friends!"

**BdAsBrd01** · 03-16-2010, 08:40 PM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

Art history, psychology, sociology, primary education, special education, photography, etc...

They might as well make a major called "My parents are paying for college so I just get to party until I marry one of daddy's rich friends!"

That's about right. I'd love to see the % rate of "Elementary Ed." majors that actually go on to teach anything.

**Blackbird WS6** · 03-16-2010, 08:51 PM

Originally Posted by LSCyaL8R

you know what i hate:

Her: Oh you are so wonderful! I'm falling for you so hard. I love you

24 hours later

Her: This is all too fast I'm so confused I need to stop seeing you for a while

ME: FFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFFUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUU UUUUUUU!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally Posted by cammed goat

High school. That was ALWAYS me.

ah haha anther case of bipolarness

**86 IROC-Z** · 03-16-2010, 09:00 PM

Originally Posted by BdAsBrd01

That's about right. I'd love to see the % rate of "Elementary Ed." majors that actually go on to teach anything.

I'm sure they do go on to teach

Teach me what my change is after I buy a big mac.

**Y2KPewterSS** · 03-16-2010, 09:02 PM

Originally Posted by 86 IROC-Z

Talking to a smart, funny, attractive, interesting girl; and then:

Me: "So what's your major?"

Her: "Well it was biology...

...but then I switched to art history"

I hate it when this happens too, even more so at my current age.

**86 IROC-Z** · 03-16-2010, 09:07 PM

Originally Posted by Y2KPewterSS

I hate it when this happens too, even more so at my current age.

wait, which:

1) you talk to college girls (my age)
2) girls (your age) currently in college
3) girls (your age) saying what they majored in back then

If "1", you are exactly who I want to be when I grow up.