I got revenge in a Wal-Mart parking lot!

**SouthernBornThriller** · 01-10-2009, 12:12 PM

So, I had to make a Wal-Mart run today, and yes I had to take the T/A.

Now I'm well aware of everyone who's ever owned a nice car's opinions on Wal-Mart parking lots...and have a very real fear of them myself.

So, naturally I tried to park as far away as possible. Found a little area with no cars except for a red C5. Figured that was the safest place, so I park next to him (leaving one spot between the cars out of courtesy of course)

As I'm walking to my car from the store, I'm relieved to see that she seems exactly the same as I left her and no cars nearby. Must've jinxed myself, because right then a silver PT cruiser whips around me, and pulls right in between my car and the Corvette. The doors fly open (dangerously close to both cars) and out jumps an older lady (mid 50s) and 3 small children. Woman is slinging her purse around with no regard, and the kids are laughing, running, and jumping like all kids do. I've never wanted to kick the shit out of a grandma so bad in my life.

I held my tongue though, but as I sat in my car, I remembered I had a little notebook, a few pens, and some tape in my glove box...so I decided to have a little fun. Pulled out the pen and paper, thought for a second, then wrote up and taped this little gem to her window:

"Ma'am, I realize you are unaware of this because you are poor, but when you parked here, there was a black 2002 Pontiac Trans Am on your left, and a red 2001 Chevrolet Corvette on your right. Both cars have been classified by insurance companies as "targets" and are therefore required to park at least two spaces away from any other cars, except for others that fall in the "targets" category. In addition, any car that does not fall into this category (which includes the Chrysler PT Cruiser) is forbidden to park next to them by law if there are available spaces nearby (unless "target" car parks in or next to a handicapped spot). Because you are poor, and obviously unaware of anything regarding nice cars, we are only issuing a warning, however the Make/Model of your car, your security camera photo, and your license number have been sent to the police dept database and are now on file. Should you violate this law again, you will recieve a hefty fine and your insurance company may be notified of both infractions. Thanks - Wal-Mart Security."

**BrntWS6** · 01-10-2009, 12:16 PM

Funny, but I doubt she bought it. You have more controll than I did at 19, back then I would have ran my key the full length of her car!

**GOR1LA** · 01-10-2009, 12:17 PM

Haha priceless...got to love when stupid ppl do that shit...glad to hear nothing happened to your car with all the little kids around

**SouthernBornThriller** · 01-10-2009, 12:18 PM

Originally Posted by BrntWS6

Funny, but I doubt she bought it. You have more controll than I did at 19, back then I would have ran my key the full length of her car!

Don't give me too much credit...I did let the air out of all 4 tires of a Mercedes in a movie theater parking lot a few months back...but that's another story.

**HASTINGSRJ** · 01-10-2009, 12:32 PM

you have more control than I do, I would have written a few profanities on that note if it was me.....

**JoshieDoom** · 01-10-2009, 12:48 PM

Print that up and add your logo of your state police and away we go

**0verkill** · 01-10-2009, 12:55 PM

thats pricless i would of loved to see the old ladys face to read that one.

**310stanger** · 01-10-2009, 12:57 PM

Its an fbody not a ferrari

Haha just kidding man. I know what you mean about obnoxious Moms and their lil brats.

**DrMilhouse** · 01-10-2009, 01:18 PM

I had some stupid jack ass dad and his son park next to me and I watched his son ding the car... I was about ready to go to blows with this guy and I'm a pretty easy going guy. His thinking: "You can't blame him, he's just a small boy"... It was some guy from an eastern country, but I am not sure where, I don't know geography that well. I asked him if his son had a lawyer. The damage wasn't bad, it buffed out, but damn...

**310stanger** · 01-10-2009, 01:29 PM

Originally Posted by DrMilhouse

I had some stupid jack ass dad and his son park next to me and I watched his son ding the car... I was about ready to go to blows with this guy and I'm a pretty easy going guy. His thinking: "You can't blame him, he's just a small boy"... It was some guy from an eastern country, but I am not sure where, I don't know geography that well. I asked him if his son had a lawyer. The damage wasn't bad, it buffed out, but damn...

Not the damage. its the principle. Kids nowadays arent raised to be mindful of peoples stuff. Its just common sense, I don't care how young the kid is. They know damn well that you dont just hit someone elses property.

**0verkill** · 01-10-2009, 01:31 PM

Originally Posted by DrMilhouse

I had some stupid jack ass dad and his son park next to me and I watched his son ding the car... I was about ready to go to blows with this guy and I'm a pretty easy going guy. His thinking: "You can't blame him, he's just a small boy"... It was some guy from an eastern country, but I am not sure where, I don't know geography that well. I asked him if his son had a lawyer. The damage wasn't bad, it buffed out, but damn...

i had some people do that same thing to my truck with me standing right there a didnt say a dame thing. when i sead some thing to them the fat bitch that did it just ran in to the store. so i kicked in bouth pass side doors.

**Too Fast** · 01-10-2009, 01:35 PM

I teach my kids to respect others' property. If they don't, they have to face up to me and it won't be pretty. My two are almost 4 and a 6 year old, they respect others property.

To the OP, I liked your note except for the "you must be poor" references. Everybody who shops at Wal Mart is poor? Don't think so. That would mean you as well as I.

**SouthernBornThriller** · 01-10-2009, 01:53 PM

Originally Posted by Too Fast

To the OP, I liked your note except for the "you must be poor" references. Everybody who shops at Wal Mart is poor? Don't think so. That would mean you as well as I.

That's not what I meant. I was trying to sound like the snobby owner of a nice car, and give the impression to her that "whoever" wrote the note assumed she was poor just by looking at her, her car, and her ignorance.

I shop at Wal-Mart so I'm not poor.

**Too Fast** · 01-10-2009, 01:56 PM

Originally Posted by SouthernBornThriller

That's not what I meant. I was trying to sound like the snobby owner of a nice car, and give the impression to her that "whoever" wrote the note assumed she was poor just by looking at her, her car, and her ignorance.

I shop at Wal-Mart so I'm not poor.

Well said LOL!

**KahanaReef** · 01-10-2009, 02:19 PM

Not sure about the 'poor' thing either, but have to say that the note was pretty funny and I'm sure it had her scratching her head when she got back to her car

**Blue_98_ws6** · 01-10-2009, 02:25 PM

awesome

**third_shift|studios** · 01-10-2009, 02:38 PM

damn, that's creative!

**cammed goat** · 01-10-2009, 02:49 PM

I hate that shit. I would rather have an F-Body, Vette, CTS-V, SSR, GTO parked next to me. Folks with cars like ours have more RESPECT. A heap like a PT, uhhh...NO. Good idea on the OPs part.

**hamburger68** · 01-10-2009, 04:19 PM

Originally Posted by KahanaReef

Not sure about the 'poor' thing either, but have to say that the note was pretty funny and I'm sure it had her scratching her head when she got back to her car

100% what i thought