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    I fell asleep

    and woke up in the land of fairy tales. I got in the flying pumpkin and was going down the roads of silver and gold. Cold Shiner Bock was growing wild like flowers along the side of the road. Everybody waved and there were no no smoking signs anywhere. Then I passed a billboard on the FairyTale Highway.....I knew I really was in FairyTale Land.....

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    Royal Purple kills.

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    I agree with the Royal Purple part but that part about the flying pumpkin and roads of silver and gold? Me thinks you been smoking too much corn silk.

    Ya see, according to your pic RP adds not horespower but unicornpower. And to twist a phrase, "You play with the unicorn and you get the shaft."

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    Royal Purple kills.
    I saw on another website that some autozones and going to stop carrying it. Some people got it for .99 a qt. Is it worth it for that price?

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    Yup....I got some for my weed eater and lawnmower.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 67CamaroRSSS View Post
    I agree with the Royal Purple part but that part about the flying pumpkin and roads of silver and gold? Me thinks you been smoking too much corn silk.

    Ya see, according to your pic RP adds not horespower but unicornpower. And to twist a phrase, "You play with the unicorn and you get the shaft."
    Damn it Flat Possum....dont tell these kids about the corn silk...shit man....they will buy it all up and leave us old folks none. Lil shits....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
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    I think you found a new avatar for yourself

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    I used to smoke corn silk as a kid.....my mom turned me on to it.
    I know.....wierd.
    Glad you're back to the SRV avatar, Sarge. My favorite.
    Now we are off on a tangent for sure.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
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    Never play leapfrog with a Unicorn

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0rion View Post
    burns.......is that you???
    Yes honey.

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    Quit eating the mushrooms with the purple ring

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    I been eating them mixed with orange juice in the blender with a few 714's. Is that good?

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    Damn it Flat Possum....dont tell these kids about the corn silk...shit man....they will buy it all up and leave us old folks none. Lil shits....
    just be glad he didn't tell every one about the time you played hop scotch with taht unicorn...

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    These kids are googling 714's...LOL....

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    I been eating them mixed with orange juice in the blender with a few 714's. Is that good?
    Was last time I did them! Ahhhh......the good old days!

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    Quote Originally Posted by Sarge View Post
    These kids are googling 714's...LOL....
    jebus... i'm even at a loss on taht one...

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    God I remember eating them ludes back in the early 70's....shit.....

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