i dislike people greatly!

[twozs]

i just got another door ding! that 3 in 7 years of trying to be careful parking a mile away and the such. it probably happened in my driveway.(wife would never admit to it though) i cant think of where else it would have happened but who knows

[Spaz]

you do know you must kill her now... push her down the steps...

or... you could tell her you poisoned her food... and that she has less than a half hour to live... tell her you will give her the antidote if she comes clean about the door ding...

[ls1camino]

or... you could tell her you poisoned her food... and that she has less than a half hour to live... tell her you will give her the antidote if she comes clean about the door ding...

That would probably work...

[MagicMan]

I'll punish her (Only if she's hot)

[shady milkman]

i cant stand people that park miles away to avoid things like that...it singles out your car and begs people to mess with it

[MagicMan]

i cant stand people that park miles away to avoid things like that...it singles out your car and begs people to mess with it

Would you rather I park next to you & hit your car then?

[shady milkman]

Would you rather I park next to you & hit your car then?

my car gets parked by tons of times...i only have 1 ding ...

[twozs]

shes married to me that punishment enough!

[KyleLs1]

i cant stand people that park miles away to avoid things like that...it singles out your car and begs people to mess with it

I disagree, its the assholes that take up 2 prime spots so no one will hit their doors that are begging for someone to mess with them.

Either way, anyone who messes with someones car intentionally (not just parking too close and hitting the door) doesn't deserve to live.

I park far away, and don't have problems but everytime i park in a good spot next to someone i ALWAYS get a door ding or some assclown parks 3 inches away from my fucking door so i can't open it.

[state69champ]

[bandit95]

twozs, the cake is a lie is hilarious

[shady milkman]

since when did they make a state69champ and slimdurst emoticon?

[bodyman5000]

i cant stand people that park miles away to avoid things like that...it singles out your car and begs people to mess with it

IF I parked far away from everyone and found some jackass messing with or damaging my car I would feel free to kill his scummy worthless ass right then and there.

In fact, I can't stand people who are so twisted as to think of messing with someone's stuff because they care about it, even if they care more than you think they should.

In high school, my friend Mike had an ugly piece of shit Chevy Luv that was in decent shape. This new kid pulled up in his aunt's new toyota pickup and opened the door right into Mike's truck.

Mike saw this and asked the kid if he was going to pay to have it fixed, the kid said "@#$ off, it is just a piece of shit, who cares?"

Mike turned red, waited for the kid to leave and then keyed every panel except the roof on that Toyota. I don't condone this but that prick deserved something. Mike shouldn't have damaged the innocent car but still, that punk kid got his.

[shady milkman]

all i am saying is just park your car like everyone else..dings will happen no matter where you park..thats a fact of life..and never take up 2 parking spots...what is sooo special about our cars where we think we are to good to park by the other cars....if everyone thought the way of...i'm going to park my car 1/2 mile away from every car so it doesnt get dinged. then everyone would still be parked like shit and dinging everyones doors. these cars are cars ...drive them and park then like everyone else.

[doberman 152]

i cant stand people that park miles away to avoid things like that...it singles out your car and begs people to mess with it

miles away no dings

[86 IROC-Z]

That's why I like my thirdgen, I can park it anywhere because I can't differentiate between door dings and ugly.

[KyleLs1]

That's why I like my thirdgen, I can park it anywhere because I can't differentiate between door dings and ugly.

Didn't the door-dings come factory on turd gens? Along with the optional rust, you have a beautiful machine!

[86 IROC-Z]

Didn't the door-dings come factory on turd gens? Along with the optional rust, you have a beautiful machine!

Nope, the original buyer didn't get the door dings, so mine are all authentic. He did however get the pull-to-the-left option though.