I did a bad thing

**Sarge** · 06-28-2008, 05:15 PM

So I went to the car wash show up by Medina Lake this morning. Dirt/gravel roads and every car was just covered in dust....Hotter than hell.....so I tell myself...self...fuck this shit...go home and swill beer in the air conditioned comfort of your home versus sitting out here watching asswipes throw dirt and shit all over your nice car.....so I load my stuff up and proceed to leave.....well halfway out of the hell hole....an old dude ( yes so old I call him an old dude) in a street rod is coming right down the middle of the road....I'm over as far to the right as I can get and this ass monkey stays right in the middle of the road....We got a full blown old dude stand off.....I get out and ask the asswipe..."what the fuck man?"....He is pissed as hell and says there is mud on the side of the road and he aint gonna get in it ( the fire department watered down the main dirt road so there wouldn't be any dust....I guess they thought mud is better for show cars) and he has a "Real Show Car".....Guy just was clueless who he was fucking with.....so I sez OK man....allow me to go off the road in the mud for your fine ass fucking show car......and I did...he rolled pass me and I got up on the road and just showered that fucktard with rocks/gravel and mud....I mean that sum bitch had mud and rocks bouncing off every square inch of his backside.....LOL....he jumped out and just started jumping up and down like a monkey......he looked funny in my rear view mirror......asshole....
Can I get a LS1.COM AMEN.

**Speedy_Gonzales** · 06-28-2008, 05:19 PM

you are a riot man lol.................mamaw will kick your ass

**BULLET_WS6** · 06-28-2008, 05:20 PM

lmao sarge strikes again... classic... majorrr props on that one sarge

**GTP231** · 06-28-2008, 05:21 PM

Amen!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

**310stanger** · 06-28-2008, 05:44 PM

haha, please tell me you were in the silverardo?

**Sarge** · 06-28-2008, 05:46 PM

No.....The GTO.

**chuckie669** · 06-28-2008, 05:51 PM

haha....

That's awful, but funny. I hate asshat drivers like that...

**Y2KPewterSS** · 06-28-2008, 05:56 PM

Please tell me you took some pictures

**markarvidson** · 06-28-2008, 06:03 PM

Thats funny,I bets its no show condition now.

**67CamaroRSSS** · 06-28-2008, 06:14 PM

Sounds like the old fart got what he deserved (or deserved what he got depending on the point of view).

**Speedy_Gonzales** · 06-28-2008, 06:28 PM

Sarge does what I always want to do to people but my balls aint big enough lol

**state69champ** · 06-28-2008, 06:45 PM

**rbob93** · 06-28-2008, 09:18 PM

Niiiiiiiiiice

**tigersport14** · 06-28-2008, 09:21 PM

Originally Posted by Sarge

So I went to the car wash show up by Medina Lake this morning. Dirt/gravel roads and every car was just covered in dust....Hotter than hell.....so I tell myself...self...fuck this shit...go home and swill beer in the air conditioned comfort of your home versus sitting out here watching asswipes throw dirt and shit all over your nice car.....so I load my stuff up and proceed to leave.....well halfway out of the hell hole....an old dude ( yes so old I call him an old dude) in a street rod is coming right down the middle of the road....I'm over as far to the right as I can get and this ass monkey stays right in the middle of the road....We got a full blown old dude stand off.....I get out and ask the asswipe..."what the fuck man?"....He is pissed as hell and says there is mud on the side of the road and he aint gonna get in it ( the fire department watered down the main dirt road so there wouldn't be any dust....I guess they thought mud is better for show cars) and he has a "Real Show Car".....Guy just was clueless who he was fucking with.....so I sez OK man....allow me to go off the road in the mud for your fine ass fucking show car......and I did...he rolled pass me and I got up on the road and just showered that fucktard with rocks/gravel and mud....I mean that sum bitch had mud and rocks bouncing off every square inch of his backside.....LOL....he jumped out and just started jumping up and down like a monkey......he looked funny in my rear view mirror......asshole....
Can I get a LS1.COM AMEN.

i want to be just like you when i grow up...

**Hot Black Trans-Am** · 06-28-2008, 10:23 PM

That's some good shit!

**JwMonE99** · 06-28-2008, 10:43 PM

I want to shake Sarge's hand one day

***doberman 152*** · 06-29-2008, 03:59 AM

I can see it now, Sarge on the news for assault. HELL-YEAH.

**ss~zoso~ss** · 06-29-2008, 04:13 AM

sarge said "LOL" thats even funnier than your story

**doozjamann** · 06-29-2008, 04:37 AM

damn Sarge.

If I ever pass you on a dirt road, just say it's Sarge and I'll back up!!

**opie** · 06-29-2008, 06:04 AM

Classic case of "the right idea" and shit happens. Just should have thought about the cold ones in the ac, before venturing off... Oh well...

My wife gets spacey like that. She will have an idea, wonder off and not remember what it was she was going to do in the first place. Shes an ole gal, but she makes me laugh...

Yeah I will admit it, I would have loved to have seen it!