I did it

[c5z28]

I went on the dance floor, it took me 19 jello shots but damnit I did it. What did you bastards do tonight?

[bluehawk2000]

dont get out much huh

[c5z28]

dont get out much huh

not dancing, better cheaper ways to meet women

[bluehawk2000]

not dancing, better cheaper ways to meet women

you talking about going to mcdonalds and picking up one of those fat girls, or going to the red light district in amsterdam.

[Y2KPewterSS]

Lay on the couch, watch football and be on the interweb.

[justinmc978]

i didnt do shit this weekend, fml

[Mr. Luos]

Weekend?

[justinmc978]

yes?

i tried not getting a boner staring into her eyes for 2 minutes:

[ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zmzcKXsllWs&feature=related[/ame]

epic fail

[Y2KPewterSS]

Weekend?

Technically this would be .5weekend so far.

[justinmc978]

my bad, i count friday nights and i dont count sunday nights.

even still, i wont do anything tomorrow either so either way

[Y2KPewterSS]

yes?

i tried not getting a boner staring into her eyes for 2 minutes:



epic fail

Her mouth could be put to better use

[justinmc978]

Her mouth could be put to better use

[Hi-Po]

I just got done pushing a honda civic a 1/4 mile, half of which was up hill on my country roads. Pulled over to look at 15 deer, car died, Stupid civic was sideways in the road. Car full of strangers showed up ( because we blocked the entire road ) And we pushed it into my driveway. Was a bad idea to go cruise the back country roads anyway. I now feel sick, very upset, and I hate Honda's so much more then when I woke up this morning. FML to the upmost extreme.

[Y2KPewterSS]

I just got done pushing a honda civic a 1/4 mile, half of which was up hill on my country roads. Pulled over to look at 15 deer, car died, Stupid civic was sideways in the road. Car full of strangers showed up ( because we blocked the entire road ) And we pushed it into my driveway. Was a bad idea to go cruise the back country roads anyway. I now feel sick, very upset, and I hate Honda's so much more then when I woke up this morning. FML to the upmost extreme.

Were you able to push it in the 1/4 mile quicker than it could have accelerated in that 1/4 mile?

[Mr. Luos]

Technically this would be .5weekend so far.

Technicalities....

[Hi-Po]

Were you able to push it in the 1/4 mile quicker than it could have accelerated in that 1/4 mile?

We were rolling at a good speed for awhile. Down hill. Then came the up hill, things slowed to almost a complete stop. Worst Saturday night I have had in a while. Then, I had to hook my good ole 06 GP to it and jump it. I hate that Civic.

[c5z28]

Alright fella's how do you get rid of a manatee?

[Mr. Luos]

Alright fella's how do you get rid of a manatee?

HarPOON

[Comedian]

Two questions

1st - what is a manatee?
2nd - why is it a big deal that you went on the dance floor?

[doberman 152]

Alright fella's how do you get rid of a manatee?

A head of lettuce with a grenade in it.