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    I could've been $10,000 richer today

    Missed a golden opportunity this morning to be $10k richer. The kids were up and playing this morning and my son was running around in circles in the downstairs living room with his arms out like and airplane making himself dizzy. I grabbed a pirate sword I made for him out of the toy box and had him put it point side down (not really a point on it since I rounded it off) and put his forehead on the handle and spin and circles with it. Pretty common game I've seen played but he hasn't.
    I had him spin 10 times and then stand up and run down the hallway. He didn't get 2 steps and started going sideways. Right into the living room wall tearing the curtains down off the window. After I made sure he was ok I laughed until I was crying and my side was hurting. It was some seriously funny shit. I should've known to have the camera rolling for something like that and might have taken the money on AFV. He'll never do it again either......maybe I can get the daughter to go for it.

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    he's a kid...of course he'll do it again!!!

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    Quote Originally Posted by chiller2484 View Post
    he's a kid...of course he'll do it again!!!
    That's what I was thinking




    Go set up the camera and this time us a bat. He'll think it's a new game

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    nope, he won't go for it again. I guarantee it. He runs head first into a wall and it tends to stick with him.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0rion View Post
    nope, he won't go for it again. I guarantee it. He runs head first into a wall and it tends to stick with him.
    Do it out in the yard

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    Hello... Child Protective Services? There is this guy in Ohio who does mean things to his kid and videotapes it for everyone to see...



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    Ahahaha that's some funny stuff.........I do so wish you had recorded it.. Would have loved to see it.
    Brings back memories of my son.. Well, when he was a toddler..Wish I had been at your house to see it ) !

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    Quote Originally Posted by pajeff02 View Post
    Hello... Child Protective Services? There is this guy in Ohio who does mean things to his kid and videotapes it for everyone to see...


    didn't you read the post?? No video this time but that's just because I didn't think of it.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0rion View Post
    didn't you read the post?? No video this time but that's just because I didn't think of it.

    It was your remorse for NOT getting it on video that triggered my response.

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    DONT have him do this before he gets on his 4wheeler....... lmao

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    I thought the story was going to say, "then he rammed his face into the counter top " much better ending

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    Quote Originally Posted by c5z28 View Post
    I thought the story was going to say, "then he rammed his face into the counter top " much better ending
    I don't want him to get injured but a little wall to the head builds character.
    I feel kinda bad now......he has a golf ball sized bruise on his forehead. Still some funny shit though.

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    I think I'll try something like this with my two, Kyle is 4.5 an Natalie is 7. I have seen some like this on AFV.

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    Quote Originally Posted by Too Fast View Post
    I think I'll try something like this with my two, Kyle is 4.5 an Natalie is 7. I have seen some like this on AFV.
    make sure to get the video camera out first.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0rion View Post
    Missed a golden opportunity this morning to be $10k richer. The kids were up and playing this morning and my son was running around in circles in the downstairs living room with his arms out like and airplane making himself dizzy. I grabbed a pirate sword I made for him out of the toy box and had him put it point side down (not really a point on it since I rounded it off) and put his forehead on the handle and spin and circles with it. Pretty common game I've seen played but he hasn't.
    I had him spin 10 times and then stand up and run down the hallway. He didn't get 2 steps and started going sideways. Right into the living room wall tearing the curtains down off the window. After I made sure he was ok I laughed until I was crying and my side was hurting. It was some seriously funny shit. I should've known to have the camera rolling for something like that and might have taken the money on AFV. He'll never do it again either......maybe I can get the daughter to go for it.
    He probably thinks you'll hide the sword in the woods now.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0rion View Post
    make sure to get the video camera out first.
    I don have one somewhere of Natalie, when she was almost 3, I was spinning her and then set her free to walk in the grass. It is a funny, sideways 4-5 steps before she falls over, laughing.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0rion View Post
    make sure to get the video camera out first.
    And, like I said... give him a bat and tell him everyone does it

    Here, this might help. show him this

    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k3wt4xK_y6U[/ame]

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    Quote Originally Posted by 0rion View Post
    make sure to get the video camera out first.
    Whats even easier than videoing it yourself is to score a TV show, so the camera crew tapes everything anyway.

    Kind of like Jon & Kate plus 8


    Instead it will be Orion and NhraFirebird plus 2




    But like Jon, Nhra got banned








    So similar to the new Kate plus 8, it'll be Orion plus 2















    I forgot whatever punchline I was going for.

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    this thread got me to thinking about the 4 wheeler deal so here's an encore.

    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bZt82I0VbHk[/ame]


    "finding" it:
    [ame]http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2JJTYYBJDA0&feature=channel[/ame]

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    Poor kid!

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