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    Senior Member Musclefan21's Avatar
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    I brutally murdered a cock...

    ok when I was around 10 I was at an area very close to iraq visiting a few people with my dad, the house was at a village which was up on the mountains, homes were pretty much built by the villagers and each home had an outside toilet. when you enter the toilet, what u see is pretty much a couple big piece of rocks and there is a big hole in the middle which pretty much goes down to mountain. you see multiple people took a shit and all bunch of shit piled up and a small container with some water in it. dirty and caveman style.

    well, I was chasing a few chickens and this freaking rooster comes out of nowhere and attacks me from behind and then i ran away. i waited a bit until the rooster calmed down a bit and walked away, i ran out to chase the chickens again and this asshole jumped right on my chest and started to stab me with his mouth in my face. I cried and ran away again and I wanted a payback but i didnt know how to fight against this predator then I grabbed a stick, manned up and ran outside. This dude comes at me and i hit him with the stick on my hand and FAWK!!!!!!!!!! he got knocked out and I thought he died, I was shaking pretty bad because if the rooster died, I was in big trouble, i started to do CPR and slapped him around but nothing, I was like FAWK, I had to get rid of the body or face the consequences of murdering the man of the chicken house. Well, I choosed the "get rid of the body" option and walked to the outside toilet which has a big hole that goes down to the mountain and all bunch of shit was piled in that hole. So, i walked into the toilet, looked at the rooster one last time and threw him in the big hole but FAWK!!!!!!!!!! he got suck to pile of shit and all of a sudden he woke up and started to shake his wings and i was like yeah and wanted to grab him but he was scared pretty bad and spraying shit all over. I had no other choice but do a very bad thing.... I poured the water in that container to the big whole and watch the rooster go down to mountain with that pile of shit....

    so am I guilty?

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    LMAO!!!

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    lol

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    What I do? SHines-IT's Avatar
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    Your innocent in my book.

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    that sounds like a shitty cock to me next time use a condom

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    What I do? SHines-IT's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by Mike97dakota View Post
    that sounds like a shitty cock to me next time use a condom
    Dirty boy, get your cock out of the gutter.

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    wait wut? whoawhoawhoa... wait WUT?

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    This has been eating at your conscience since you were 10? Did you see him splat or did he go down beyond vision?

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    Senior Member Musclefan21's Avatar
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    i dreamed him last night...

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    you dreamt about cock!

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    What I do? SHines-IT's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by third_shift|studios View Post
    you dreamt about cock!
    Lol, careful... May get an infraction.

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    Rockin the Ruckus! 02Sweet's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by third_shift|studios View Post
    you dreamt about cock!
    Quote Originally Posted by SHines-IT View Post
    Lol, careful... May get an infraction.
    I see both of you are familiar with infractions...as am I LOL

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    Quote Originally Posted by 02Sweet View Post
    I see both of you are familiar with infractions...as am I LOL
    All I did was point something out and emphasize on it, I guess because it was a male body part, it was a no, no. But I don't really get it, because this entire section of the forum is full of off topic and some damn right wrong post. But I guess the icing on the cake, was being gay toward to mod, in PM, lol. So yes, here's one to all the "troll's"... But it's not a big deal, I guess I learned my lesson?

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    Quote Originally Posted by SHines-IT View Post
    Lol, careful... May get an infraction.

    If ts|s gets an infraction it will be for beating a cock... his.

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    Way too much cock talk in here

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    What I do? SHines-IT's Avatar
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    Quote Originally Posted by GTP231 View Post
    Way too much cock talk in here
    Join in, we all like our cocks.

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    Not sure if you will believe me but the same thing happened to me but I was 11 years old. I have never been able to tell anyone untill today.
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